11 Things You Can Totally Relate To If Your Khala Is Secretly Your Favorite Relative

By Aam Nawab | 19 Oct, 2016

If you love your Khalas and hate on your phupho, your ammi jan has taught and trained you really well. A khala loves you, sometimes even more than her own kids. After all, she is just like your dearest ammi.

Here is a list of some of the typically desi things every Pakistani khala possesses, in one way or the other.

 

1. When she loves you but then compares herself with phupho

“Tumhain tumhari phupho hee aukaat main rakhti hain.”

Source: Tumblr
Source: Oriental Films

 

2. However, this doesn’t change the fact that she is unconditionally generous because after all, you are her behan kay bachay

 

3. She is the best person to bitch with when it comes to complaining about your mami

Bhai jaan tou bilkul badal hee gaye hain, all thanks to that whatever-your-mami‘s-name-is.”

Source: Tumblr
Via: Tumblr

 

4. You can always count on her to get all the family related gossip even if your ammi jan refuses to be a part of the gheebat session

Although, ami always joins in afterwards.

Source: Tumblr
Via: Tumblr

 

5.  She’ll make sure to make you desi ghee kay parathas when your mother isn’t around, even if her own kids are dying of hunger

Source: Tumblr
Source: Hum Network Limited

 

6. She will constantly pester you to make a Facebook account for her because her kids just won’t do it

Source: Tumblr
Source: Dharma Productions

 

7. When you finally end up making one for her, she’ll make sure to tag you in every random picture that is even remotely related to benefits of having acha ikhlaq. 

Source: Tumblr
Source: Miley Cyrus / YouTube

 

8. When her comments on your Facebook pictures look something like this: 

????

 

9. The same loving khala will turn into your champion because she hates your phupho as much as you do

“Wo bhi meri rishteydaar hai lekin tum sahi keh rai ho.”

Source: Tumblr
Source: Bravo

 

10. But God forbid, if you say something against her own kids, she’ll make sure to narrate all your bad deeds to your mother that you secretly told her at some point. 

Source: Tumblr
Source: Oriental Films

 

11. At the end of the day, despite everything, khalas just cannot mind their own business.

She is a desi auntie after all.

Source: Instagram
Via: Instagram

 

Love you, khala.

 

This is What Pakistanis Think About their Phupho

13 Absolutely False Misconceptions About Living In A Joint Family In Pakistan

 


Cover image via: Hum Network Limited

Share This

More Recent Stories

Urbansole Launches High-Performance Athleisure Shoes: Bridging the Gap with International Standards

26 Feb, 2024

Zindigi introduces the first-ever AI-driven instant micro loan, offering upto PKR 100,000

21 Feb, 2024

Discover Timeless Elegance in GulAhmed’s Summer Chunri Lawn Collection 2024

20 Feb, 2024

Pakistani Fashion Tech StartUp ‘ZERO’ making waves with names like Shaheen Afridi, Irfan Junejo, Junaid Akra...

19 Feb, 2024
Featured

Love and Tradition: Should Dating Have a Place in an Islamic Country?

18 Feb, 2024
Featured

EuroVillage Invites Twin Cities’ Residents to Explore European Culture, Diversity and Sustainability

15 Feb, 2024