We’ve been trapped inside our homes for several days now. The roads are blocked, there’s chaos outside, and everything’s a mess, tbh. We have only one person to blame for all of this: Sidharth Malhotra. Wait, no, I mean Khadim Rizvi.
The notorious Khadim Rizvi is all over social media ajj kal. Twitter kholo tou uski tasweer, Facebook per jao tou wohi hai. He has shaken the whole country, but the only thing I can’t help wondering is how similar he looks to Sidharth Malhotra.
It all started with this tweet
Okay don’t hate me but if he had no beard & his face was slimmer, he’d have looked like Sidharth Malhotra. Bye pic.twitter.com/ailLBQKLyW
— Ayeshay (@champagne_lassi) October 31, 2018
Now, whenever I see him on the news, or anywhere on my social media, all I see is an older version/bearded version of Sidharth Malhotra. When I listen to him giving his ‘fatwas‘ all I imagine him saying is “Maangi hui cheez lautani parti hai Sir … main kamana chahta hoon.”
If you still can’t see it I need you to imagine Sidharth Malhotra at around 60-years-old, but like, also with a heavy daarhi. You see it now, don’t you? Well, try a bit. You’ll see it eventually.
People on Twitter certainly do agree
Ek villian Pakistani version https://t.co/FgkSShxcK3
— Saad (@OverLord_Xd) October 31, 2018
I’m just going to leave a few more comparison pictures that haven’t been posted by me, but I totally agree with.
Exhibit A.
Dekhoooo pic.twitter.com/tQEteAfsoi
— Ayeshay (@champagne_lassi) October 31, 2018
Exhibit B
Yesss baap beta pic.twitter.com/kcBue7ekqD
— Ayeshay (@champagne_lassi) October 31, 2018
Some people say that Khadim Rizvi would go insane if he saw this tweet, others are saying that Khadim Rizvi should definitely try to get a role in Bollywood. Suffice to say, this…uh…discovery is getting mixed responses.
Some people just can’t handle the opinion on its own.
How to delete someone's tweet?
— Saad. (@ecstasy_404) November 1, 2018
Ye akhri had b ap ne paar kr di 😑
— Noman Bashir (@nomanbashir555) October 31, 2018
But some people kinda sorta see it too. Emphasis on kinda sorta.
yah, actually he's following the beard trend.
— Ali (@khanabadoshh) October 31, 2018
i can't unsee it now
— 🇵🇰🌈 (@asmolwoman) October 31, 2018
See, all I’ll say is that I see it. Do you? And yes, I know the entire situation is no joking matter. But this a mere light-hearted observation. Dil pe na lein pls. Let us know whether you see the resemblance or not in the comments.
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