Karachi is the absolute worst. It has absolutely nothing to offer. You’d think as “The City of Lights,” it would have a lot more to give to its citizens. Par nahi. Kuch nahi hai yahaan.
1. I mean, look at the beach Karachiites boast about.
Yeh kya mazaaq hai?
2. Yeh dekho. Yeh bhi koi building hai? Step up your game, Karachi
3. Roads toh dekho. Uff.
4. There are no famous landmarks
5. No universities worth looking at, or worth taking pride in
6. There’s no time or place for your amusement
7. Malls wageira toh nah honay ke barabar hain
8. There are absolutely no spiritual places AT ALL
9. Of any kind whatsoever
10. Seriously, nothing to see here
11. Oh, and Karachiites hate art
12. Absolutely loathe it
13. Karachiites have no time for artists of any kind
14. Karachi is intolerant to music. Matlab sakht nafrat hai
15. There’s nothing beautiful about Karachi
16. Kuch dekhnay laiq nahi hai
17. Pieces of history? Woh kya hotay hain?
18. Looking for a quiet night out? Karachi main toh impossible hai
19. And finally, if you’re looking for some place to go chill at, Karachi main toh nahi milegi jagah
Seriously guys, if you’re planning to come visit, khudi haal dekhlo. And if you live in Karachi, I can only offer you my sympathies.
Cover image via: SM Waqar Photography