In this constant tug of war between Pakistan and India that has gone since basically forever, you have to find things that humor you. Why? Sure, there’s nothing funny about war. Agreed. But listen, humor is a key element in getting through these testing times.
And what’s great is that India is basically giving us content left, right and center. It’s been our muse when it comes to our fire memes and now, it’s given us another thing to be amused by: surgical strike saris.
Look, I wish I was kidding. I really do. But these babies are real.

Apparently, these were made in Surat where the merchant who is selling these said that they were made within four hours of the surgical strike India is extremely proud of.
You also na.
— Sandhya Menon (@TheRestlessQuil) March 2, 2019
Allegedly, these are a hit and the merchant has received around 2000 orders already. 
Via TwitterThe saris have varying designs – army officials doing their thing, bombs dropping, helicopters wageira. The works, you know? All of this is digitally printed on the six meter sari. Alarmingly, the designs also include depictions of the Pulwama Attack – which is pretty insensitive, no?
The merchants have been displaying the saris with pride.

Matlab, capitalize karna koi inse seekhe.

Obviously, this comes off as a bit absurd and that seems to be the general sentiment online as well. Social media users from both sides are sharing how they feel about these innovaive saris.
Some people want to move.
Guys.
To what untouched country can I move
Surgical strike sari. pic.twitter.com/kl2tlxAAQD
— Sandhya Menon (@TheRestlessQuil) March 2, 2019
I mean, I don’t blame her.
Others feel ke bas yehi dekhna baaqi reh gaya tha.
Surgical strike sari! Just when you think you've seen it all. https://t.co/pxbPVM9eJA
— Shaira Mohan (@ShairaSMohan) March 2, 2019
You sure? Can we definitively say there isn’t more surgical strike merch lying around?
Some people think (or hope) it’s a joke.
Oh my good god !! Surgical strike sari ?!? You must be kidding me !! https://t.co/wziKIvGhlb
— aakanksha (@meaakanksha) March 2, 2019
It reads like one. But it’s all too real.
Others think ke bhai, faida uthana aata hai in boys ko.
Chalo bhai, Surgical Strike sari. They know how to milk it. https://t.co/gnx04IOcum
— Mishal (@HiTweeties) March 2, 2019
The saris have been praised too.
Saree ready in 4 hours in surat…🤨🤨
Wow it is very beautiful
Modi modi modi
🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳#Surgicalstrike2#IndiaStrikesPakistan pic.twitter.com/CLklLtRLOY— Dipenahir45 (@imdahir) February 26, 2019
Some people want to know why these exist.
Why 🙂 is 🙂 this 🙂 a 🙂 thing. 🙂
— Raka Mukherjee (@RakaMukherjeee) March 2, 2019
Same to same.
People find this unbelievable.
this is unbelievable!!
— Nisha Bora (@NishaBora) March 2, 2019
Par believe toh karna parega. They’re right there, as much as we all wish they weren’t.
All in all, I just have one question for whoever did this:

It’s funny, but also kinda sad, you know? Anyway, let us know what you think about this in the comments.
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