India Is Selling Surgical Strike Saris And Yaar, Yeh Kya Mazaaq Hai?

By Sajeer Shaikh | 2 Mar, 2019

In this constant tug of war between Pakistan and India that has gone since basically forever, you have to find things that humor you. Why? Sure, there’s nothing funny about war. Agreed. But listen, humor is a key element in getting through these testing times.

And what’s great is that India is basically giving us content left, right and center. It’s been our muse when it comes to our fire memes and now, it’s given us another thing to be amused by: surgical strike saris.

Look, I wish I was kidding. I really do. But these babies are real. 

Via Twitter

Apparently, these were made in Surat where the merchant who is selling these said that they were made within four hours of the surgical strike India is extremely proud of.

Allegedly, these are a hit and the merchant has received around 2000 orders already. 

Via TwitterThe saris have varying designs – army officials doing their thing, bombs dropping, helicopters wageira. The works, you know? All of this is digitally printed on the six meter sari. Alarmingly, the designs also include depictions of the Pulwama Attack – which is pretty insensitive, no?

The merchants have been displaying the saris with pride.

Via Twitter

Matlab, capitalize karna koi inse seekhe.

Via Twitter

Obviously, this comes off as a bit absurd and that seems to be the general sentiment online as well. Social media users from both sides are sharing how they feel about these innovaive saris. 

Some people want to move.

I mean, I don’t blame her.

Others feel ke bas yehi dekhna baaqi reh gaya tha.

You sure? Can we definitively say there isn’t more surgical strike merch lying around?

Some people think (or hope) it’s a joke.

It reads like one. But it’s all too real.

Others think ke bhai, faida uthana aata hai in boys ko.

The saris have been praised too.

Some people want to know why these exist.

Same to same.

People find this unbelievable.

Par believe toh karna parega. They’re right there, as much as we all wish they weren’t.

All in all, I just have one question for whoever did this:

Source: Deedle Dee Productions

It’s funny, but also kinda sad, you know? Anyway, let us know what you think about this in the comments.

 

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