These jokes about the colonel ki biwi are pretty savage
VIP culture is deeply embedded in our society. This ideology that someone is entitled to certain privileges only because of his status, is pretty archaic. So, we present to you another incident that occurred around the same lines.
You might know of someone now famous as ”colonel ki biwi” by now who went viral for misbehaving with a policeman
The police had closed a certain lane for traffic so a lady got out and misbehaved with the officer on duty. And her argument? ”Saari gaariyon ki baat alag hai, main army officer ki biwi hun aur yeh maamoli baat nahe hai.”
کرنل کی بیگم کسی برگیڈیر سے کم نہیں ! pic.twitter.com/0b1q81YZB1
— Murtaza Dar (@MurtazaDar1) May 20, 2020
The jokes on the colonel ki biwi incident have pretty much been one of the biggest conversations on Pakistani social media since then
You cannot expect a viral incident to go away without trolling in Pakistan, can you? So of course Pakistanis made jokes about that colonel ki biwi moment
Pakistanis are making hilarious jokes on colonel ki biwi since then.
— M I T – H O👑 (@pindiboi___) May 21, 2020
RIP law and order :’)
— Falcon 🇵🇰❤️😷 (@Asad_Babloo) May 21, 2020
The Ehd e Wafa analogies are way too hilarious
The drama was way too good to be true, my friend.
— Hamza Irfan (@HamzaIrfan990) May 21, 2020
Some people are even equating such privileged behavior to the ongoing pandemic
— Dr Sundas (@sundas786142) May 21, 2020
And colonel ki biwi is the new 2020 to our plans
ISPR Plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/QTikcgq0vZ
— Waleed Nasir (@waleednasir00) May 21, 2020
MY PLANS 2020 pic.twitter.com/LENZ9TYeJf
— sugar kaka (@sugar_kaka) May 20, 2020
What is this behavior?
— Ammad Ilyas🇵🇰 (@Ammad_Ilyas) May 21, 2020
I would still prefer colonel ke chaawal
I would like to thanks #کرنل_کی_بیوی for bringing the true face and thought of most superior institution.
— Adnan Haider (@AdnanHyderBalti) May 21, 2020
People are sympathizing with the actual ‘colonel’ who is the center of all this havoc
Apparently man himself was caught spewing his privilege on the road in the past so not like he is any different, I guess.
— Main Hoon Don (@NachairMalngaNu) May 21, 2020
— Addee KHan (@engradam91) May 21, 2020
Some jokes are that the colonel ki biwi will lead to her husband going into hibernation for a while
— Hira Butt (@buttsahaaab) May 21, 2020
— Ali khan (@le_ali_khan) May 21, 2020
Some people are wondering if becharey colonel sahab is in deep shit, man.
— Rizwan Shah (@Rizwanshah146) May 21, 2020
— Rehman Hashmi (@RehmanH34736728) May 21, 2020
Some are even joking about how he might have to act like Shehwaar to save his ass
— Haris Malik (@HarisMa02736376) May 21, 2020
This rickshaw poetry makes a lot of sense right now
— Yahya Tariq (@Yahya_tariq_001) May 21, 2020
Some sexism also had to become part of the jokes, uss se toh baaz nahi aa saktay hum
بیگم کوئی چول نہ مار بیٹھنا میں کوئی کرنل نہی لگا ہوا pic.twitter.com/jZS1pNhqVj
— ZeesT (@icecrystal1419) May 20, 2020
— Muneeba Malik (@callmemuniba) May 21, 2020
While the situation and the deep-rooted mentality is extremely obnoxious, we still cannot help laughing at all of these jokes. Thank you colonel ki biwi for providing us some wholesome meme content.
So what do you think of the colonel ki biwi incident? Do you find these jokes funny? Let us know in the comments.
Cover image via @Ahsanchaudharey/@Oye_beelay via Twitter