These jokes about the colonel ki biwi are pretty savage
VIP culture is deeply embedded in our society. This ideology that someone is entitled to certain privileges only because of his status, is pretty archaic. So, we present to you another incident that occurred around the same lines.
You might know of someone now famous as ”colonel ki biwi” by now who went viral for misbehaving with a policeman
The police had closed a certain lane for traffic so a lady got out and misbehaved with the officer on duty. And her argument? ”Saari gaariyon ki baat alag hai, main army officer ki biwi hun aur yeh maamoli baat nahe hai.”
*SLOW CLAPS*
کرنل کی بیگم کسی برگیڈیر سے کم نہیں ! pic.twitter.com/0b1q81YZB1
— Murtaza Dar (@MurtazaDar1) May 20, 2020
The jokes on the colonel ki biwi incident have pretty much been one of the biggest conversations on Pakistani social media since then
You cannot expect a viral incident to go away without trolling in Pakistan, can you? So of course Pakistanis made jokes about that colonel ki biwi moment
Pakistanis are making hilarious jokes on colonel ki biwi since then.
Cornel's wife is everywhere#کرنل_کی_بیوی_کو_پڑھانا_ہے pic.twitter.com/kcAwqLtOpI
— M I T – H O👑 (@pindiboi___) May 21, 2020
RIP law and order :’)
That's it end of debate😒#ColonelKiBiwi pic.twitter.com/9EXIRWpka4
— Falcon 🇵🇰❤️😷 (@Asad_Babloo) May 21, 2020
The Ehd e Wafa analogies are way too hilarious
The drama was way too good to be true, my friend.
Bitter truth!!! #کرنل_کی_بیوی #ColonelKiBiwi 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/d6Zi9p0Bmx
— Hamza Irfan (@HamzaIrfan990) May 21, 2020
Some people are even equating such privileged behavior to the ongoing pandemic
By the way, this Colonel deserves "Nishan Haider"
Who had been handling such a difficult "morcha" alone for so long۔۔😂😂😂😂😂#کرنل_کی_بیوی pic.twitter.com/DV3Zlyy3Xy— Dr Sundas (@sundas786142) May 21, 2020
And colonel ki biwi is the new 2020 to our plans
ISPR Plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/QTikcgq0vZ
— Waleed Nasir (@waleednasir00) May 21, 2020
MY PLANS 2020 pic.twitter.com/LENZ9TYeJf
— sugar kaka (@sugar_kaka) May 20, 2020
What is this behavior?
Army to other national institutions and Awam…#Shame#کرنل_کی_بیوی pic.twitter.com/hIgChX6WSj
— Ammad Ilyas🇵🇰 (@Ammad_Ilyas) May 21, 2020
I would still prefer colonel ke chaawal
I would like to thanks #کرنل_کی_بیوی for bringing the true face and thought of most superior institution.
پاکستانیوں کو آپ نے شعور بخشا بہت شکریہ۔
Army should Change its policies as they can see a bomb is in making and it can blow anytime.
Respect civilians and awam#ISPR pic.twitter.com/LxZNyNKtcA— Adnan Haider (@AdnanHyderBalti) May 21, 2020
People are sympathizing with the actual ‘colonel’ who is the center of all this havoc
Apparently man himself was caught spewing his privilege on the road in the past so not like he is any different, I guess.
For all those who are talking about his wife. Please think about colonel sahib as well 😛😛
ماں کی آنکھ#کرنل_کی_بیوی pic.twitter.com/4rNePyF1Xa— Main Hoon Don (@NachairMalngaNu) May 21, 2020
Colonel…Hats off to you officer, you deserve Nishan e Haider 😉#کرنل_کی_بیوی_کو_پڑھانا_ہے#کرنل_کی_بیوی_ہوں#کرنل_کی_بیوی pic.twitter.com/fByNdz4gQZ
— Addee KHan (@engradam91) May 21, 2020
Some jokes are that the colonel ki biwi will lead to her husband going into hibernation for a while
Colonel after realising what his wife just did !#کرنل_کی_بیوی pic.twitter.com/KsY978WtlD
— Hira Butt (@buttsahaaab) May 21, 2020
Kernal saab right now !#ColonelKiBiwi #کرنل_کی_بیوی pic.twitter.com/HZzZoWxa0V
— Ali khan (@le_ali_khan) May 21, 2020
Some people are wondering if becharey colonel sahab is in deep shit, man.
Colonel after knowing that his wife is on top of the Twitter trend panel: #کرنل_کی_بیوی pic.twitter.com/aCMMpLbsrL
— Rizwan Shah (@Rizwanshah146) May 21, 2020
"Colonel to His wife After the incident :#کرنل_کی_بیوی pic.twitter.com/Da7jrE1LvZ
— Rehman Hashmi (@RehmanH34736728) May 21, 2020
Some are even joking about how he might have to act like Shehwaar to save his ass
Meanwhile Colonel sb to his wife after this incident, "Ye kon ha ma isko nai janta, lay jao issay" 😂
#کرنل_کی_بیوی #ColonalKiBiwi pic.twitter.com/iaTa3obXqp— Haris Malik (@HarisMa02736376) May 21, 2020
This rickshaw poetry makes a lot of sense right now
Colonel would be thinking right now#کرنل_کی_بیوی_کو_پڑھانا_ہے#کرنل_کی_بیوی pic.twitter.com/op1qqqoLx1
— Yahya Tariq (@Yahya_tariq_001) May 21, 2020
Some sexism also had to become part of the jokes, uss se toh baaz nahi aa saktay hum
بیگم کوئی چول نہ مار بیٹھنا میں کوئی کرنل نہی لگا ہوا pic.twitter.com/jZS1pNhqVj
— ZeesT (@icecrystal1419) May 20, 2020
On lighter note😅#کرنل_کی_بیوی#کرنل_کی_بیوی_ہوں #کرنل_کی_بیوی_کو_پڑھانا_ہے pic.twitter.com/xqNsDDIeFM
— Muneeba Malik (@callmemuniba) May 21, 2020
While the situation and the deep-rooted mentality is extremely obnoxious, we still cannot help laughing at all of these jokes. Thank you colonel ki biwi for providing us some wholesome meme content.
So what do you think of the colonel ki biwi incident? Do you find these jokes funny? Let us know in the comments.
Cover image via @Ahsanchaudharey/@Oye_beelay via Twitter