18 Things You Can Relate To Only If You Grew Up As A Pashtun

By Sarmad Amer | 17 Jul, 2016

As a Pashtun you tend to fall victim to many a Pathan jokes and accent mockery. Some may call you dumb, while others may taunt you for your short temper. Despite all of this, everyone knows if they ever mess with a Pashtun, they’re not getting away without a single scratch on their person.

These are some of the most relatable things, only if you’ve grown up as a Pashtun:

 

1. This “suniye jee” of your parents

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2. This endearing way of referring to your friend Zafari or Waqasa

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3. This scolding from your Pashtun mom

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4. This important Hujra session ending statement

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5. Taking stereotypes and owning them

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6. And sometimes, giving into some stereotypes

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7. This Pashtun slang is what you never get rid of

Sometimes even accidentally sneaking it into other languages that you may speak.

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8. Being at this center of this tribal “war”

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9. Or doing this

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10. Sometimes even showing the world how Pashtun you really are

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11. Having this for entertainment

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12. Having the benefits of a “code language”

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13. Seeing everyone wanting to associate themselves with you

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14. This intense struggle

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15. And having these phone conversations

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16. How about this?

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17. And this daant

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18. But most importantly, this struggle

That was finally rectified this year.

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Do you have a story from your Pashtun childhood?

 

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Screenshots courtesy: Okhanday Kana Spayroo

Cover Image via: Wikimedia

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