13 Things All Desi Fuckboys Say Vs What They Actually Mean

By Mubasshir Ijaz | 14 Jul, 2018

All women meet a fuckboy at least once in their lifetime. They are a special breed – they don’t care if your married or have a boyfriend. They just want one thing and they usually get it. It’s because fuckboys are really good actors and have such great stories that naive girls easily get led on.

So to save you from some tears and wasted time, here are some things fuckboys say and what they really mean.

 

1. “Main sirf tum seh baat karta hoon.”

Via Tumblr

Truth: Tum bahut chikni ho, so I’ll flirt with you.

 

2. “Mama nae manegi janu.”

Source: Oriental Films

Truth: Surprise, baby boo! It’s actually me who doesn’t want to marry you.

 

3. “Aou gari meh chalte ha, it’s too hot out.”

Source: Vishesh Films

Truth: let’s go somewhere private, So I can try and make out with you.

 

4. Replying with ‘bahut busy tha’ after hours while being online everywhere else.

Source: ARY Films

Truth: I was busy talking to other girls and was also stalking some potential targets. I get bored just talking to you.

 

5.”I miss you, I want you back, I love you,” after a phadda created by him.

Source: Six Sigma Plus

Truth: I feel bored and horny, I also need to know if I can still do any damage.

Ladies, if he has done this more then once then just take your shoes off and run.

 

6. “Parents bahut strict ha jaan, I can’t tell them about you.

Source: Sadia Jabbar Productions

Truth:  Shadi toh mama aur papa ki marzi seh hee karunga or they will disown me and stop my kharcha.

 

7. “Let’s play 21 questions.”

VIa Tumblr

Truth: The ultimate fuckboy game. They make you think it’s because they want to get to know you but they really just want to know how much sexual experience you have. So if the questions get sexual really soon, then run baby run.

 

8. “I love you, but I can’t be with you yet.”

Via Tumblr

Truth: If we date then I can’t fuck around with the other 20 girls that I tricked, just like you, baby.

 

9. “I was high or drunk when I said that.”

Via Tumblr

Truth: I was in my senses but I will use this excuse because it mostly works.

He is used to treating women this way, so its bound to happen over and over.

10. “No, you cannot keep using my cell phone.”

Source: Zambeel Films

Truth: I am afraid that another chick that I’m seducing might text me.

 

11. “Aww, that’s so sweet/ you’re so cute/ love you too” type one-liners despite your long messages.

Source: A&B Entertainment

Truth: I get that shit every day, so I don’t really care.

 

12. “You’re the only one for me.”

Via Tumblr

Truth: You’re number 21 for me.

 

13. “I live alone, you should come over and chill.”

Source: Momina Duraid Productions

Truth: Mummy daddy foreign trip pe gaye hain, majaal hai ke main try na karoon to get laid.

There you have it folks. Now, not all guys are bad or fuckboys. You just have to be aware about who’s in it for a minute and whose in it to win it. If you guys have more points on fuckboys, just share them in the comments and let everyone know the truth.

 

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Cover image via @aaghaaliofficial / Instagram

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