You’re the type of person who’s on time to everything. The ‘early-bug’ is so engraved into you that you never learn your lesson. So basically that means, you’re just always waiting for people to show up.
Waiting can and will be boring so here are some things you can do to pass the time:
1. Play Ludo Star
Ludo star has brought the quintessential Pakistani board game into the app age. So just sit back, and play till your friends arrive some 5 days late.
2. Take some #insta photos
Play up your Insta game. Make it work and watch the magic of the social media unravel
3. Catch up on current affairs
Read up on twitter, and maybe even open up a newspaper. Remember those things?
4. Google something to “ogle” 😉
Yes your friends will be that late, so its best to really use your time productively.
5. Order yourself some food
If you’re meeting up over a meal, just go ahead and order. They don’t respect your time
6. Spam your late friends on Whatsapp/ Facebook/ basically wherever possible
Shame them into coming a little earlier. They deserve it
7. Watch some of these really funny shows on YouTube
Again, might as well use your time productively.
8. Partake in some poondi
You’re lying to yourself if you say you don’t do that or don’t enjoy it. Just try it. You’ll love it.
9. Watch Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
Its 4 hours long….yeah, I know. (Actually forget that, go watch a Pakistani movie)
10. Learn a new language
First thing you should be able to say ‘Haan Haan mera waqt tou muft ka hai na’
11. Go home, sleep and then come back
You’ll still be early.
12. Re-read Harry Potter and dive into the world of magic
Believe in the magic of the series, and maybe even enchant your friends into showing up early
13. Mentally prepare a speech about tardiness in your head for when those beghairats show up
Some people will never learn and will always be late. Kya karay aisay logon ka?
Cover image via: Waqar Zaka / YouTube