15 Things That Happen Only When You Date A Short Girl

By Astarte | 24 Feb, 2019

Dating is already a taboo in Pakistan but shit gets real serious when you are dating a short girl. They can be super evil but they get away with saying shit without you realizing it just because they are just too cute to do anything sinister.

Here are all the things that go down when you date a short girl from a guy who dated a short girl:

 

1. You never take her seriously because she is the size of a doughnut

Source: Walt Disney Pictures

 

2. Your backs starts aching because you have to bend a lot

Via: Tumblr

 

3. You can always use her as an armrest

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Via: Tumblr

 

4. You can smell her hair easily 

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Source: Heyday Films

 

5. You are always blamed whenever you two fight because apparently “she is just too cute to ever do anything wrong”

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Via: Tumblr

 

6. You have to be careful while high-fiving her because she’ll have to reach high

Via: Giphy

 

7. She could be a highly functioning sociopaths for all you know but you won’t notice it because she can get away with every evil/offensive joke on account of her cuteness and squeaky laugh

Source: Red Chillies Entertainment

 

8. You can never use cheesy pickup lines like “daddy’s home”

because this won’t just creep her out but you as well because, god damn it, she looks like a kid.

Source: IRK Films

 

9. It won’t cost you a lot to buy her clothes/shoes as a gift because she probably still wear kid’s size

Via: Tumblr

 

10. It won’t cost you a lot on a dinner date because her  appetite is a squirrel’s size

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Via: Tumblr

 

11. People around you accuse you of being a pedophile 

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Source: IRK Films

 

12. Whenever you go shopping with her for shoes or clothes, you can notice how humorous the shop guy finds your short girl jokes while she tries on clothes and shoes somewhere other than a kid’s store

Source: Kripke Enterprises

 

13. You wish to grow new joints in order to bend your legs to fit into her pictures

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Source: Six Sigma Plus

 

14. If you get caught dating, it’s easier to hide her from people

because she’s ‘the size of the doughnut’ that’s why.

source: Source: Six Sigma Plus

 

15. And you can always win an argument with her by just saying “neeche walay floor se awaz nahn arahe

 

Do you have a short girl dating incidents, boys? Share with us.

 

 


Cover image via: veryfilmi.com

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