All these fake Rupi Kaur poems are HIARIOUS
Rupi Kaur is our generation’s Rumi.
LOL, not really but everyone on Instagram loves her work
Mulahiza farmaiye:
The wildly successful 26-year old poet found her claim to fame when she published her book of short reflective poems titled ‘Milk and Honey.’ You may have heard of it. Since then she has also published her second book, ‘The Sun and Her Flowers.’
Kaur’s poetry is probably one of the most retweeted, Insta-storied and caption referenced poems of all time. She is the ultimate poet of social media and the world knows it.
Kaur’s poetry has a very specific kind of format. Her short and abrupt prose is impactful, however, leaves plenty of room for some mischief to be had. People all over the world use her name to coin together their own version of her poetry and honestly, it can be pretty fucking hilarious.
So instead of giving you some emotional advice on dealing with your relationship, we thought we’d give you some good fan-made ‘Rupi Kaur’ poetry to help you out.
He
Sent
Her
A
Meme
On
But
She
Already
Saw
It
On– Rupi Kaur
— Azeem (@_azeem87) April 6, 2019
Enjoy.
Ā Shoutout to Bio kids.
She was mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell.
He was a prokaryote, wasnāt evolved enough to know her worth.
– Rupi Kaur
— Shilpz (@ShilpaBalaji97) April 1, 2019
he was
april
and
i was his
fool-rupi kaur
— kin (@_kinleey_) April 2, 2019
Sometimes you just don’t belong together.
I was iMessage
but
He had an Android
– Rupi Kaur
— k. (@KRandhawaa) April 2, 2019
All these body parts
And you still had to be
An asshole
~Rupi Kaur
— . (@eilish_shahh) April 7, 2019
you
couldnāt
take
me
to the
cinemabecause
you
canāt
take
snacks in– rupi kaur
— bunnyš° (@banuhhh) April 2, 2019
THIS IS TOO REAL
you were instagram music,
but i
was not
an available region
-rupi kaur
— phatima (@champagnetima) April 3, 2019
i
was
a
snack
but
you
were
on
a
diet– rupi kaur
— valerie (@zxhoora) April 1, 2019
I was
His biryani
But
He was
My elaichi– Rupi Kaur
— McBaÅÉ (@TheMcBang) April 5, 2019
He was in pyaar with her
But he was just a yaar to her
~ Rupi Kaur
— ~Manpreet~š„ (@preet_johal_) April 6, 2019
Nokia, saving hearts one tweet at a time.
He
wanted
to break
my heart
But
i was
Nokia
-Rupi Kaur— šŁ (@imehvish_) April 6, 2019
he had
the shakal
but not the akhal– rupi kaur
— nikhil (@thenikhilkapur) April 5, 2019
Ok, but who wants daal chaawal over biryani?
He wanted
Biryani
But
I was
Daal chawal– Rupi Kaur
— McBaÅÉ (@TheMcBang) April 4, 2019
I was a punjabi song
He couldnāt understand punjabi
– Rupi Kaur
— Sharan (@sharan_malhi) April 5, 2019
I was jatt
He was not
-Rupi Kaur
— Sharan (@sharan_malhi) April 3, 2019
Whose mom wrote this?
she wanted
to pass
the exam,
but she
didnāt eat
almonds-Rupi Kaur š„
— IG: @zmanasir_ (@zmanasir) April 6, 2019
(Also, not about relationships but it was too good not to share.)
Paratha for life
He
Was
Bread.
But
I
Was
Paratha-rupi kaur
— Zahra Jaffery (@ZahraJaffery6) April 7, 2019
I wanted a ladoo
But he was a fuddu
-Rupi Kaur
— Kanpuria (@KanpuriAsla) April 7, 2019
Piss off
– Rupi Kaur
— Danish (@TheDanishFaheem) April 6, 2019
they didnāt have
the grace
the sharam
the ethics
the haya– rupi kaur
— mustafa (@mmi5574) April 7, 2019
TRAGIC.
I was roti
but
You werenāt
Saalan
– rupi kaur
— safa (@itsmesafaaa_) April 4, 2019
fucking text
me back
-rupi kaur— humna altaf (@humna_altaf) April 6, 2019
This is quite reasonable I think
i didn't leave because i stopped
loving you i left cause the
longer i stayed the more
the uber charged-rupi kaur https://t.co/hJtThTrKHb
— Zuhair Malik (@zuhairmalik34) April 8, 2019
And finally, we are so sorry about this Rupi but like, thanks for the laughs
Dear Rupi Kaur, Iām so sorry for whatever thatās happening on Twitter š
— Preethika Alagarasamy (@preetz_a) April 8, 2019
Do you have any other “Rupi” poems you can share? Let us know in the comments below! Love you.
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