Everyone in Pakistan knows about the going ons of a committee party. You may call them kitty party or committees, so we put the question to you guys:
Hey friends! Super important question for you guys this morning, is it 'Kitty Party" or 'Committee'. ?
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) March 1, 2018
So while THAT debate settles, we all know that the inner workings of Kitty Parties are full of unknown secrets and mysteries. So if you’ve never been part of a committee or accompanied your Ammi to one
We’ve got a list of things that we think happen in them.
1. Aunties shit talking about EVERYTHING.
2. Aunties stalking the daughters of everyone.
3. Rishta Hunting.
4. Shopping plans and critique on brands
Where else is all the money going to go?
5. Making or ordering tons of food and not eating it.
6. Sizing up the kids.
‘Acha your son is a doctor? Mine is a doctor AND a pilot AND a dentist.’
7. Staying young tips.
A flurry of numbers of cosmetic surgeons going around.
8. Bitching about the help.
According to my wife its "kutti party" cuz all u do on that party is bitchinnn…….
— kasabian (@amirjalalpk) March 1, 2018
9. Bitching about everyone else.
They have the codes to all the nukes in the world. Know it.
10. Talking about clothes, shoes, lawn.
11. Sex things.
Can’t think about this one for too long.
12. Complain about husbands.
13. Actually saving money.
Of course, these are all just ideas based on humor and what we think could be what these mysterious kitty parties hold. We love you, aunties, do what you need to do with your time, no judging here!
Have any ideas on what goes on in Committees? Ever been in one? Want to be in one? Let us know in the comments below! Love you.
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