13 Common Positions In Bed That All Pakistanis Love 🔥🔥🔥

By Aam Nawab | 12 Jan, 2019

Ah yes. The bed. The place where the magic takes place. Magic being neend, of course. Wink, wink. Everything aside, positions are a big deal. And we all have that ONE position we like in bed. You know exactly what I’m talking about (don’t you dare roll your eyes). Let’s dive into the more common ones:

1. Fetal 

The “I want to feel like I’m in my mom’s uterus” position and a fan favorite.

Source: bedroom.solutions

2. Starfish

The worst kinds of sleepers and the ones that will never admit to taking up the entire bed.

Source: theworldnews.net

3. Soldier

This soul doesn’t want to harm anyone, they just stay in one place facing up and don’t move.

Source: mattressadvisor.com

4. Log

I mean “stiff as a log” pretty much explains this position.

Source: theworldnews.net

5. Horseback rider

This person’s imagination runs wild during the darkest of hours and their trusty pillow becomes a mode of transportation, a horse.

Source: everydayhealth.com

6. Hugger

Super handsy with the pillows at night, if you know what I mean…

Source: radicesleep.com

7. Butt in the air

Believe it or not, adults do this too, just ask my sister.

Source: kidspot.com.au

8. Cuddler

They will wrap you with their hands, feet, legs, or just about anything that they can get around you.

Source: elitedaily.com

9. Swimmer

Always ready to take a dive into the pool.

Source: thesleepjudge.com

10. Leave me alone, you stink

Once a loner, always a loner.

Source: huffingtonpost.co.uk

11. Actual hugger

Unlike the first hugger position, this one involves another human being.

Source: askmen.com

12. The uh…honestly I don’t even know

Ummm?? But okay.

Source: bedroom.solutions

13. Yogi

Who says you can’t do yoga while you sleep?

Source: dailyburn.com

 

Toh…that was the list. Aap jo samjhe, galat samjhe. Anyhoo, let me know what your favorite position is.

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