Here's How To Respond When They Tell You You've Gotten Fat

By Malaika Tahir | 17 Aug, 2016

Just like super skinny people get commented on a lot, the fluffy and cute kind are not spared either. Everywhere you go, from your loved ones to strangers, you get comments on how you look and what totka you should try to look like the next Mehwish Hayat.

Here are perfect comebacks for such comments:

 

1. Denial

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Nahi yaar, main bilkul bhi mota nahi hoon.

When was the last time YOU got your eyesight checked? *Acts genuinely concerned*

 

2. Pull a Devdas

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Babuji ne kahaa gaon chor dou

Sabne kahaa paaro ko chor dou

Aap keh rahe ho khaana chor dou

Ek din aye ga jab sab kahain gay, dunya hi chor dou *Sobs uncontrollably*

 

3. Make them feel about judging you

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Kabar mein iss cheez ka hisaab nahi hona beta.

 

4. Ignore

After all, hater’s gon’ hate.

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For this one, ignorance is bliss. Is that a flying richshaw over there?

 

5. Serve them a dose of religious morality

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Joray asmaano pe bante hain *Points upwards*

 

6. Show them how shallow they are

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Shallow person: Woh dekho kitni skinny hai

Me: Ussne apni kabar mein jaana hai 

 

7. Own your body and be proud of it

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Its a badge of honor I carry around, it reminds me of all the beautiful things I have consumed *hugs belly proudly*

 

8. Help them join this club

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Oooh there’s this club you should definitely join its called Mind Your Own Business Club

 

9. Maybe serve them a side of good ol’ laanat

If that doesn’t work show their face your dhai kilo ka haath.

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Kaafi bhaari haath hai.

 

10. Be a badshah

bad-ass-shah, if you will.

Yes because I hate losing in life.

 

Now go out and face your haters, and kill ’em with kindness.

 

Cover Image via: Dawn.com

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