I couldn’t vote for my favorite political party because of my susraal
Elections are very important for our democracy, regardless of how you may feel they are just a sham. Being able to vote freely and independently of any influence. Sadly I’m not one of those blessed souls. Guys, you really need to know my story of not being able to vote.
You all might be surprised that why an adult like me is NOT going to vote for her favorite party. So here it is, the MOST illogical, lame and funny set of reasons given by my susraalis to make sure that I won’t vote for my choice of leader :
1. “Susar jee kay dost kay bhai ki biwi ke cousin ki phupho ka larka election main khara hai”
I don’t know why people don’t get this kay elections hain, rishtaydaari dikhanay ka mauqa nahe! Instead of forcing your relatives to vote for you, people really need to prove themselves as a deserving candidate or else someone somewhere will be ‘forcing’ their bahu to vote for you.
2. “Apki favorite political party nay jin logon ko tickets diye hain woh sab corrupt hain”
I repeat political parties with corrupt people in it DO NOT deserve mine or anyone’s vote but let me decide ‘who’ is corrupt because it is MY vote.
3. “Nasha karta hai leader tumhara toh saari political party hee nashayi hai”
Please kindly tell me more about your ‘authentic’ source of this news.
4. “Illegal property hai tumharay leader ki”
HAHAHA, really?
Please do some ‘research’ before saying this.
5. “Character ka bhe nahe theek woh leader toh”
Okay but again, source kya hai?! Please stop giving me this ‘gossip auntie’ wali feeling.
6. “Itnay saalon say apni party ko vote dai rahay hain, ab tumhari party ko dain kya?”
It’s better to change for the good instead of sticking to the wrong choices, no?
7. “Log kya kahien gay”
Yes you get this excuse here too. Vote humara hai, logon ka NAHE.
8. “Lahore walay chacha jee naraz ho jayien ge.”
Why do we even need his approval for OUR vote?!
9. “Tumhari political party kay jalson main dekha hai kitni fahashi hoti hai”
This one was really CRUEL.
10. “Yeh leader khud bhe corrupt hoga”
Par aapko kaise maaloom?
11. “Khaandan ko chorr kay tum alag political party ko kaisay vote dai sakti ho?”
The answer is simple kyun kay vote aap ka hai.
Let me know if you have a similar story too and let us know about anything you want to add. Happy voting!
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