Pooping is relaxing because you get out all that shit from your system. You feel calm and at ease after getting done with it but sometimes it gets quite boring in there. People usually use their phone while sitting on the toilet but what if you forget your phone?

Here are some things that you can do to pass the time while sitting on the throne:

1. Count the tiles on the floor

Focus on the design as well. You might find some interesting patterns in them.

2. Read the labels on shampoo and conditioner bottles

And try to pronounce all the chemicals that you’re exposing your body to.

3. Be creative with ways of suppressing your pooping noise

Someone might be listening and it’d be embarrassing.

4. Spray air freshener after every few seconds because you know…

Sharam!

5. Think about how the universe works

Did it all start with a big bang?

6. Wonder if you live in a matrix

Maybe you’re living in a simulation and this is all not real.

7. Decide whether or not aliens exist

Maybe they don’t contact us because they don’t like us.

8. Think of the next thing you’re going to eat

Okay that’s gross but come on! Food is life.

9. Play with your hair

Aah, those were some good times.

10. Think of all the pending tasks you need to work on

Oh there’s so much left to do. Poop before having a panic attack.

11. Think about that one dream that has been haunting you

You know that all the great ideas come to your mind when you’re pooping or taking a shower.

12. Completely think through the plot of that one book that you’ve always wanted to write

There are dungeons and dragons and mountains and elves and you’ll save the kingdom which is your life actually.

13. Check if the water is working… because we don’t want that to run out

And if not, look here and there to find some stored water.

14. Imagine your wedding day

It’s odd but it’s nice to think about.

15. Prepare a game plan for if someone breaks into your home

Think of all the things that you can use against them to defend yourself!

16. At the end, look at your poop and think of your ex

And then flush it away because you don’t need that much negativity in your life.

What do you think of while pooping? Tell us in the comments. Or don’t tell. Your call. 😛

Cover image via: thesun.co.uk