Here Are 11 Types Of Pakistani Teachers Found In Every Staff Room (And Their Morning Taglines)

By Nai Dulhan | 2 Apr, 2018

As a teacher, it doesn’t matter where or what you teach – what’s interesting is that you are likely to find a very typical mix of teacher types that dwell every staff room. Call us stereotypical, but we identified the different types of teachers in a Pakistani school’s staff room and their typical taglines on a Monday morning.

Take a look at them and tell us if you’re one of these or if you come across one of these in your school’s staff room on a daily basis.

 

1. The bubbly one

source: Dharma Productions

Tagline on a Monday morning: “Helloooo…kya haal hai? Haiiii….kitna acha din hai na ajj? I just love Mondays!”

No. acha din nai hai. IT’S MONDAY! WE’RE ANGRY AND WE WANT TO SLEEP! Ugh.

2. The talkative one

Source: Shree Ashtavinayak Cinevision Ltd.

Tagline on a Monday morning: “OMG! You won’t believe what all I did over the weekend. First, I went to eat channa chaat and then I saw the cutest boy….

Zzzz…no. just no.

3. The one who’s always eating

Source: Yash Raj Films

Tagline on a Monday morning: “Aya Baji, mujhe 9 bajay biryani la dijiye, aur haan, saath aik samosa aur chai bhe…just in case!”

Dude, who has biryani at 9 A.M?

4. The one with resting bitch face and an attitude to match.

Source: Sugandh Films

Tagline on a Monday morning: Nothing. They don’t talk to anyone!

Okay lady, relax much?

5. The one who’s always in a hurry/always working

Source: Hum Network Limited

*whilst checking her endless piles of copies*

Tagline on a Monday morning: “Abhi maine yeh kerna hai, phir maine voh kerna hai…aur phir voh bhe toh kerna hai!”

Acha jee? Hum toh wailay baithay hue hain sub.

6. The gossiper

via deenga.com

Tagline on a Monday morning: “Tumhe pata hai?? Aminah weekend pe apnay boyfriend ke saath dinner pe gai hue thee! Itni koji lag rai thee!”

Wait, isn’t Aminah your best work buddy? Wow. #backstabberbitch alert.

7. The complainer

Source: Showcase Productions

Tagline on a Monday morning: “Manhoos school, paisay bhe nai daitay aur nichor ke rakh daitay hain.”

Also her: “Totally waiting for a great increment this year! I’m positive about this. I like the headmistress”

Really? whatever happened to your “I hate this school” rant?

8. The old-timer

Source: Sol Productions

Tagline on a Monday morning: “You know, my student got into Harvard…such a proud moment for me.”

Umm aunty jee, you taught him in the first grade. YOU DON’T COUNT!

9. The one who doesn’t need the job

Source: @natashasalon/ Instagram

Tagline on a Monday morning:Uff, I’m having such a stressful morning, my custom LV bag will take another week to arrive.”

Hmm…tell me more while I struggle to pay my phone bills for this month.

10. The Spy

Source: ‎Walt Disney Pictures‎

Tagline on a Monday morning:Suno, did Fatima come to school at 7:30 or 7:35?…mai toh waisay he pooch rahi thee” *whilst updating the headmistress on the same*

Wait wait, hold up, how is this your business again? oh wait..IT’S NOT

11. The one who is always tired

Source: harpalgeo.tv

Tagline on a Monday morning: “Yaar koi acha sa doctor toh batao, mere jism mai hur waqt dard hota rehta hai” …”Yaar mere aankhon mai bohat dard hai”…etc

Well, if you stop Facebooking till 4 A.M, you might actually be able to wake up a little fresh? No? Just a suggestion.

 

Are you one of these? or have you met one of these? Let us know in the comments below.

 

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cover image source: Hum Network Limited

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