The surgical strike that has caused many tempers to flare across the Wagah border has seen a lot of attention on social media. Die hard nationalists on both sides have spent countless, otherwise productive, hours coming up with quips, status updates, comments and tweets to one up each other.
These jokes about the alleged surgical strike will make you weep for the future of social media, and for your sanity:
1. Like this Sallu bhai inspiration
Baby ko Surgical pasand hai. #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Leeza. (@AleezaShahrukh) October 3, 2016
2. Or this Romeo whose raat kee neend has suffered from a surgical strike
Surgical neend ab strike ker do #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— ZARAH ✌ (@Zarahdogar89) October 3, 2016
3. This one makes no sense
U look absolutely surgical today #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— sadaf usman (@mustahtaba) October 3, 2016
4. And this one sounds like some weird doctor fetish
Mere surgical ab tum hi ho#ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Diya (@Diyafied) October 3, 2016
5. Now that’s a surgical strike on PM Sharif’s cheek
Surgical KISS ? #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical pic.twitter.com/1psOhRrB4Q
— Տαηi (@TheSaniKhan) October 3, 2016
6. And then things just got reeally bizarre
Kia apky toothpaste me surgical hai?#ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Surgical Engineer (@Engr_Junani) October 3, 2016
7. Uhhh…
*Pakistani Boy to a Endian Girl*
Boy : Hi,How are you?
Girl : Sorry, I have a Surgical strike!! #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical— Jamshaid Khan Dawana (@jimmykhansial) October 4, 2016
8. *scratches head*
Let's have a surgical fast…. "breakfast " #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— sHieKh bAsiT (@LazBasit) October 4, 2016
9. *looks for a wall to bang head against*
Chal jani surgical piyen. #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Usmaan Haider (@WhatTheFluks) October 3, 2016
10. Can someone please just send some rat poison?
Dil surgical kar ky dekh
Tera hi strike ho ga.#ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical— Zarar (@Zaraar_) October 3, 2016
11. Whoaaa… is it just me or does this one just sounds really dirty to you?
Surgical sambhal ka baat karo
— Shabbar shah (@Sswhussain) October 3, 2016
12. Becharay DiCaprio ko toh chorh do
The Surgical Gatsby….. #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Mirza Shahryar Baig (@shahryar_baig) October 3, 2016
13. Poor Nusrat sahab‘s rooh must be in so much pain at this
Aisa daikha naheeen, surgical kahin, afreen afreen #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Faisal Choudary (@FaisalRehman51) October 3, 2016
Amidst all the craziness of the Twitter trend and people showcasing the depths of their sense of humor, this is all we could think of:
How do people come up with these trends? #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Muhammad Azhar (@azharrazzak) October 4, 2016
Cover image via: HUM TV