The surgical strike that has caused many tempers to flare across the Wagah border has seen a lot of attention on social media. Die hard nationalists on both sides have spent countless, otherwise productive, hours coming up with quips, status updates, comments and tweets to one up each other.
These jokes about the alleged surgical strike will make you weep for the future of social media, and for your sanity:
1. Like this Sallu bhai inspiration
Baby ko Surgical pasand hai. #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Leeza. (@AleezaShahrukh) October 3, 2016
2. Or this Romeo whose raat kee neend has suffered from a surgical strike
Surgical neend ab strike ker do #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Z A R A H 🇵🇰 (@Zarahdogar11) October 3, 2016
3. This one makes no sense
U look absolutely surgical today #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Sadaf (@Magnevist5) October 3, 2016
4. And this one sounds like some weird doctor fetish
https://twitter.com/Diyafied/status/783002083242995712
5. Now that’s a surgical strike on PM Sharif’s cheek
Surgical KISS 😂 #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical pic.twitter.com/1psOhRrB4Q
— Տαηi (@TheSaniKhan) October 3, 2016
6. And then things just got reeally bizarre
Kia apky toothpaste me surgical hai?#ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Farrukh Junani (@Engr_Junani) October 3, 2016
7. Uhhh…
*Pakistani Boy to a Endian Girl*
Boy : Hi,How are you?
Girl : Sorry, I have a Surgical strike!! #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical— Jamshaid Khan Dawana (@jimmykhansial) October 4, 2016
8. *scratches head*
https://twitter.com/LazBasit/status/783111997013495809
9. *looks for a wall to bang head against*
Chal jani surgical piyen. #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— ozzymandias (@toomuchusmaan) October 3, 2016
10. Can someone please just send some rat poison?
https://twitter.com/Zaraar_/status/783081190907674625
11. Whoaaa… is it just me or does this one just sounds really dirty to you?
Surgical sambhal ka baat karo
— ShahJee…. (@Sswhussain) October 3, 2016
12. Becharay DiCaprio ko toh chorh do
The Surgical Gatsby….. #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Shahryar Baig (@shahryar_baig) October 3, 2016
13. Poor Nusrat sahab’s rooh must be in so much pain at this
Aisa daikha naheeen, surgical kahin, afreen afreen #ReplaceAnythingWithSurgical
— Faisal Choudary (@FaisalRehman51) October 3, 2016
Amidst all the craziness of the Twitter trend and people showcasing the depths of their sense of humor, this is all we could think of:
https://twitter.com/azharrazzak/status/783110110398775298