21 Typically Pakistani Things That Foreigners Probably Find Extremely Weird

By Biya Haq | 23 Nov, 2018

Wait, how do you speak English so well?

– Kill me.

When Pakistanis go away to the states, or anywhere abroad – there seems to be a number of things about our culture that may come up in conversation that evidently FREAK the fuck out of foreigners.

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Okay, maybe not that dramatic, just surprised to hear something so different than what they already know.

Everything from our wedding traditions to our ‘timeliness,’ it’s a pretty wild world for them. Though it can be slightly annoying and close-minded, it can also be extremely entertaining.

SORRY NOT SORRY! ~

So without further ado, here are just some of the things that are super bizarre for foreigners to hear about Pakistan.

1. We marry our cousins sometimes.

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This is an especially fun one to try and explain.

2. Shaadi season lasts 12 months.

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That’s right, ALL year.

3. There’s no such thing as ‘being on time.’

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If we have clocks, they’re just for show.

4. People have cooks, drivers and even guards here.

Source: deenga.com

It’s a pretty common job to have around here, pays relatively well and is not considered bougie.

5. Virtually every house in the country has a gate.

Source: Shaan Foods

Again, not bougie, just how it is here.

6. Men live at home FOREVER.

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And it’s considered a great thing.

7. Women have to move in with their in-laws right after getting married.

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Like, straight from the wedding hall.

8. One wedding can last for a month.

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Annnnd you get separate joras for every event made.

9. You can customize every outfit through the hands of a tailor.

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Little do they know the fresh hell this is…

10. People are IN your business.

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Nosiness takes a WHOLE new meaning in Pakistan. It’s pretty much a way of life that everyone is born into.

11. Lotas.

Source: Amazon UK

They don’t get it. They SHOULD, but they don’t.

12. Muslim showers.

Source: British Bathroom Company

Again. World’s best invention. They SHOULD get it. But again. Don’t.

13. Levels of thukaluf.

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It’s pretty offensive when you don’t offer someone a cup of chai at least 4 times.

14. ‘Everyone knows everyone’ is not just a quaint saying here.

Source: Deenga

FBI has NOTHING on an aunty with the will to find out some intel.

15. No such thing as driving rules/sense/etiquette.

Source: MangoBaaz

Learn to drive here, you can drive anywhere.

16. RISHTA AUNTIES.

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The secret dons of Pakistan, Rishta Aunties run the true game here.

17. The concept of an arranged marriage.

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Or the fact that nowadays it’s basically just known as, ‘halal dating.’

18. Guys and girls are definitely not on the same level.

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Everything from expectations to double standards. Actually, lmao, the world gets this one.

19. You are not in constant fear for your life.

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Like, relax.

20. Everyone you meet will treat you like family.

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Get ready for the world’s warmest form of hospitality.

21. The fact that despite what’s said in the news, Pakistan is the best place in the world to live.

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The absolute best.

Do you have anything to add to this list? Let us know what you think in the comments below! Love you.

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