The essence of 2016 and everything the year brought to us can be perfectly encapsulated in one gif:
And while the year pretty much blew all the way, there was exceptionally no significant change in your relationship status. Here are a few of us who’ve had absolutely no luck in 2016:
1. This young sher who has no time for love:
Relationship status pic.twitter.com/tI5DDuCXcy
— Nauman (@iNaumanDogar) April 29, 2016
2. This poor soul who is just too awkward whenever bae compliments her:
Forever alone reason 101: pic.twitter.com/wEXUhLSlVV
— Malang. (@MayhemSurrounds) July 10, 2016
3. This unlucky fella who is legitimately dying alone:
Relationship status: pic.twitter.com/UgraMQiPCv
— Saad Amjad (@SaadAmjad_) April 7, 2016
Please don’t try this at home.
4. MashaAllah se chahnay walon ki kammi BILKUL bhi nehi mehsoos hoti
Nobody asked for my eid selfie
Alhumdulillah forever alone
— Adnan (@MrBubbyy) September 13, 2016
5. This lady who’s not alone but like to remind the rest of us how bad we truly have it:
Just some forever alone things to say: pic.twitter.com/nUzJ1roFiL
— Mahwash Ajaz (@mahwashajaz_) July 8, 2016
6. Haye Allah, hum aur hamare phooti hui kismet.
Aise larke bhi hote hain jo gf se pehli dafa milne pe usse 10K ka gift den aur aik main hun forever alone. Koi 100 Rs ka card na de.
— Jaweria (@CallMeJiaa) July 10, 2016
7. Were you ever “seen-zoned” in the most brutal way?
Relationship status pic.twitter.com/cpR84WVFEz
— Taha A. Wyne (@tahawyne) June 26, 2016
8. When men suddenly discover the magical powers of make-up:
— Ahmed Zulfiqar (@azkhawaja1) August 20, 2016
And hope that it doesn’t give you heartbreaks as well.
9. All the single but forever ready to mingle engineers of the world, my heart goes out to you:
what do you call a forever alone guy?
— Adi (@Desi_nigaa) September 15, 2016
10. The only companion on a hard, cold night:
Relationship status : snuggling a tissue box.
— Tuba Siddiqi (@TubaSiddiqi) July 8, 2016
*cries in 46 languages*
11. Dil ko bhehlanay ke asal tareekay.
Forever alone level : Koi April fool banane wala bhi nai hai.
— Sir Saith Abdullah (@SaithAbdullah99) April 1, 2016
12. When you’re so full of love but no one to give it to:
Relationship status: *going down on the timeline to read more*
— Azmeer (@raving_dead) July 22, 2016
13. Ab aap khud samajhdaar hein:
Relationship status: pic.twitter.com/xDzfFnfPjP
— Ranting Pakistani (@RantsPakistani) August 9, 2016
14. When the sudden realization dawns on you:
when you realize you re the perfect date but you're forever alone af 😂
— Atiya Abbas (@AtiyaAbbas) October 3, 2016
15. Relationship status:
relationship status: watching "commander safeguard mission clean sweep jungle main mungle"
— muhammad i. (@HorrendousBoi) September 30, 2016
16. When imagination is all you’ve got:
imagine listening to high heels te nachey on repeat
with bae sitting infront of you and the scenery of kashmir in background
— …. (@MadMasterr) October 22, 2016
Me being a Single male is an ever lasting mannequin challenge
— سعد (@desissaad) December 16, 2016
18. InshaAllah se Alhamdolillah ka kathhir safr:
Relationship Status: INSHALLAH
— Ayeshay (@champagne_lassi) November 24, 2016
19. Junoon se aur ishq se milti hay azaadi taken too literally:
Relationship status: Meri dulhan toh azaadi hai.
— Haider Kaleem (@Haiderness) December 22, 2016
20. Haye, yeh zindagi:
im single because everybody thinks im committed
— Sayeda Zahra (@ridzgerald) December 17, 2016
21. Gotta applaud the perseverance:
relationship status: committed (to disappoint parents).
— Hassan. (@Jerrienius) May 17, 2016
22. We’ve all got that ONE friend:
Girls down kernay ke tariqay ft forever alone friend
— Adi (@Desi_nigaa) November 1, 2016
23. Jub apka kutta bhi muu nai lagata:
Relationship status: I just touched my dog and he got up and moved to the other end of the couch.
— Hassan (@Hasaansaif) May 23, 2016
24. When you might be alone but you sleep like a mothafockin‘ prince:
current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed.
— Snober Abbasi (@snobers) June 17, 2016
Are you and your tanhai partners for life? Let us know in the comments below.
Cover image via: Nasir Khanjan / YouTube