J. K. Rowling is getting seriously trolled
So, the entire series of Harry Potter is something which the Potter-heads can’t really forget. The characters, emotional quotes and even the magical spells all remain very close to the heart of the reader of the series, BUT it seems like that the Author, J. K. Rowling cannot ‘really’ get-over the series herself. It is becoming difficult for the fans to absorb in Rowling’s obsession thus this time, readers have decided to play along.
Basically, Rowling revealed that Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an intense and passionate sexual relationship
In 2007, The author casually confessed that Dumbledore was GAY and Now she has finally revealed that Dumbledore had a sexual bond with Grindlewald.
According to Rowling, “Their relationship was incredibly intense. It was passionate, and it was a love relationship.” She further added to her statement by saying, “So I’m less interested in the sexual side – though I believe there is a sexual dimension to this relationship – than I am in the sense of the emotions they felt for each other, which ultimately is the most fascinating thing about all human relationship.”
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) March 18, 2019
Fans were NOT ‘really’ prepared for the new ‘additions’ in the series hence they came up with the predictions/additions of their own.
They literally went on to ‘sexualize’ the entire series and had some ‘interesting’ questions too. Here’s what they had to say:
J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore and Grindelwald actually met on an app called WizrD
— Zach Erhardt (@TakhomaZach) March 17, 2019
J.K Rowling: Moaning Myrtle eats ass
— Mac* (@Machaizelli) March 18, 2019
J.K. Rowling: the Weasley twins once did a CockyBoys Exclusive for $10,000
— Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) March 17, 2019
j.k. rowling: snape cries when he masturbates
— 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕲𝖊𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖊 𝐕𝐈 (@ariesmoan) March 17, 2019
J. K. Rowling: Sirius Black liked it doggy style
— bOwSeR™ (@tristetraste) March 17, 2019
person: the new avengers: endgame trailer looks so cool
j.k rowling: dobby was supposed to be in the marvel cinematic universe
— Hoover ➐ (@Hooverr) March 17, 2019
"J.K. Rowling! Pleasure to finally meet y-"
"THE SORTING HAT IS ANTI-VAX"
— jacksfilms (@jacksfilms) March 17, 2019
J.K. Rowling: dumbledore’s not a regular dad, he’s a cool dad, he watches drag race every night and he’s been to DragCon three times
— RuPaul's DragCon (@RuPaulsDragCon) March 18, 2019
J.K Rowling: The Golden Snitch was actually Dumbledore's favourite sex toy pic.twitter.com/hfzmVHtseF
— صدرا (@Sad_raw) March 18, 2019
— Vinodh Govindan (@vinodh_srkhan) March 19, 2019
JK Rowling: Dumbledore wrote 50 Shades of Grey as a fanfic between Snape and McGonagall
— victorious™️ (@vicraine) March 19, 2019
JK Rowling: Hagrid's favorite movie was 50 Shades of Grey
— Infinity War Rehab Center (@jstroud97) March 17, 2019
jk rowling: Harry Potter originated as a 50 Shades of Grey fanfiction set in an alternate universe
— sad martin (@mam_sartin) March 18, 2019
Nobody in the universe:
J. K. Rowling: So Harry has a 7 inch girth which he uses to have goth demi trans sex with dobby's choochers and gooch in order to stop Ron from having seizures constantly
I'll just remake Harry Potter into a 50 Shades of Grey sequel
— Chuck of Cheese (@KendalsJugend) March 18, 2019
@jk_rowling how tight was Voldemort's pussy?
— FullTimeSadBoy (@SatanIsMyNan) March 19, 2019
No One:@jk_rowling: Harry was getting gangbanged at Hogwarts
— Instagram: DanielThomasNYC (@Deshasuxx) March 19, 2019
J.K. Rowling: Hogwarts was super diverse, exceptionally gay, extremely homoerotic, and there were a ton of black and jewish kids too, I just didn't write about any of them, but they were there, trust me.
Somebody: Ma'am this is a Wendy's
— Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) March 17, 2019
literally the entire earth:
J.K Rowling: Professor Lupin prefers to fuck in wolf form
— Slazo (@Slazo) March 17, 2019
JK Rowling: The Elder Wand was Grindlewald's anal beads pic.twitter.com/Z8H6wX6Naz
— Caroline K (@EdgyTranses) March 17, 2019
jk Rowling: i had sex with hagrid
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) March 17, 2019
J.K. Rowling: when dumbledore was a teenage nazi he absolutely got that dick pic.twitter.com/wDdAi72u9j
— mallghost (@mallghost) March 16, 2019
It seems like that Rowlings’s never-ending confessions about the Harry Potter series have seriously offended the fans who have now started to urge Rowling to stop with this thing already. They have gone on to ask the author to stop making adjustments in the series with the changing eras.
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