FFS The Panama Verdict Has Been Delayed Once Again And WE CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE

FFS The Panama Verdict Has Been Delayed Once Again And WE CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE

Pakistanis are fashionably late for pretty much everything and anything – we literally have no concept of time. And now, OF COURSE, THE PANAMA VERDICT IS ALSO DELAYED BECAUSE WE CAN’T GET ANYTHING RIGHT IN OUR LIVES. ONCE MORE. THANKS, GUYS.

Let’s see how things unfolded.

So when the clock struck 2 p.m. everyone freaked out about the Panama verdict.

You could literally…

Cut

The tension

With

A knife.

 

 Then it was announced that the verdict is 500 freaking pages.

Literally 500 pages.

 

The inevitable delay in an actual outcome has literally become a joke.

We’ll be in the dark until Ramzaan.

I mean, this is literally becoming such a joke:

 

Our generation MIGHT not see the verdict while we’re alive.

 

And our future curriculum MIGHT just be around this whole idiocy.

 

And then when it was just announced that the JIT would investigate and give a verdict in two months, people literally just lost it:

 

This is literally all we need. Save our sed lyfs plz.

People are honestly pissed AF

 

And we can’t blame them.

 

And Nawaz is literally on the moon rn.

But not for long…

 

What happened today is just like what happened at PSL.

 

We just DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON ANYMORE.

But fear not. If you’re stressed from all that’s just unravelled, ease up on 4/20:



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