Pakistanis are fashionably late for pretty much everything and anything – we literally have no concept of time. And now, OF COURSE, THE PANAMA VERDICT IS ALSO DELAYED BECAUSE WE CAN’T GET ANYTHING RIGHT IN OUR LIVES. ONCE MORE. THANKS, GUYS.
Let’s see how things unfolded.
So when the clock struck 2 p.m. everyone freaked out about the Panama verdict.
Pakistani nation right now: pic.twitter.com/KB4JvpqOUT
— Arnold ShalwarNikker (@DaPakiGuy) April 20, 2017
You could literally…
Ye pakistan ha. faisla bhi apnay time sa late he ae ga
— Ibrar (@IbrarIbrahim) April 20, 2017
Cut
*RIDES MY HORSE* *FLIES TO SUPREME COURT*
SONS OF PAKISTAN MY BROTHERS, HOLD YOU GROUND !!! HOLD YOUR GROUND !!!!— Amirr (@ammirrr) April 20, 2017
The tension
'Supreme Court Room 1': Ameen#PanamaCase pic.twitter.com/bc6E9KJsFS
— SIR .. (@SirJohnRoe) April 20, 2017
With
It's 2. Now what do I do with my life
— Arslan Athar (@ArslanArsuArsi) April 20, 2017
A knife.
Fingers crossed pic.twitter.com/EXGjv729Z3
— BigFatChinesePanda (@NaemSaleem) April 20, 2017
Then it was announced that the verdict is 500 freaking pages.
HBL ad showing Pakistani awam's reaction on finding out verdict is 500+ pages long. pic.twitter.com/L0aKxirLGN
— Ali H. Abbasi (@themaholupper) April 20, 2017
Literally 500 pages.
540 pages ka faisla aaya hai. Aisa lag raha hai Nawaz Sharif nai bachpan se lai kar ab tak jitni corruption ki hai, sab ke faislay hain.
— Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) April 20, 2017
The inevitable delay in an actual outcome has literally become a joke.
Imagine life of Pakistan Studies students in 2085 when asked to write about decision of Panama Case. Lmao.
— Osama Bin Liaqat Mir (@oblmir) April 20, 2017
We’ll be in the dark until Ramzaan.
540+ pages result? So we'll wait till Ramadan for the result then? #panama
— Khushal (@Khushal) April 20, 2017
Judges ne faisla nahi, Game of Thrones ki aakhri kitaab likh di hai.
— Ahmed (@azkhawaja1) April 20, 2017
I mean, this is literally becoming such a joke:
First page of 540 pages:
Bitch you thoughtNext 539 pages
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL— Halaku Khan (@Halaku_Khan) April 20, 2017
Our generation MIGHT not see the verdict while we’re alive.
20 years later: Oye tujhe wo SC ka panama wala chutyapa yaad hai?
— nma. (@namaloomafraaad) April 20, 2017
And our future curriculum MIGHT just be around this whole idiocy.
English paper per panama leaks per essay nah ajye bhenchod
— Abdullah (@SoCalledAssasin) April 20, 2017
And then when it was just announced that the JIT would investigate and give a verdict in two months, people literally just lost it:
PANAMA DELAYED
Panamahahahahahahha.#PanamaCase #PanamaPapers pic.twitter.com/i2xwdIL5y3— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) April 20, 2017
This is literally all we need. Save our sed lyfs plz.
— Shumail (@Shumyl) April 20, 2017
People are honestly pissed AF
Lol painchod sasti awaam
— Z. (@NurKhairDe) April 20, 2017
And we can’t blame them.
At the end of this, Pakistanis will be like: "Ye bhenchod saaray mil ke hum ko pagal bana rahay hain" because we all know what will happen.
— Punjabi Potato (@oojjaw) April 20, 2017
And Nawaz is literally on the moon rn.
Namaz-e-shukr pic.twitter.com/PF5eIbn5jY
— Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) April 20, 2017
But not for long…
When everyone is happy but only you know that you're pretty much fucked now pic.twitter.com/IsHHzq0sZY
— Punjabi Potato (@oojjaw) April 20, 2017
What happened today is just like what happened at PSL.
Psl final yaad agaya, kitni hype thi aur kitna chutyape ka match hua tha.
— nma. (@namaloomafraaad) April 20, 2017
We just DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON ANYMORE.
We won , PTI
We won , PMLn pic.twitter.com/cACyfQUMkx— Broken News (@NewsParodyPk) April 20, 2017
But fear not. If you’re stressed from all that’s just unravelled, ease up on 4/20:
HAPPY 4/20 JOINT DAY GUYS
— h (@HaadeaP) April 20, 2017