Do you have any things that last longer than the government’s stance?
The entire country has been shutdown, following protests by Tehreek-e-Labbaik Ya Rasool over Asia Bibi’s acquittal. The situation was exceptionally worse on Thursday because people were stuck in offices, children were stuck in schools while TLP blocked roads and burned tyres. Everyone waited on PM Imran Khan to announce something, anything. Then he made his speech and boy did he deliver! He gave a harsh, strong-worded speech that gave us hope.
Only to kind of backtrack the next day. There were rumors after Punjab’s Information Minister Fayyaz Chohan said they’re considering putting Asia Bibi’s name on the ECL. But soon that stance was reversed too. So to deal with all this flipping over of the Government people have come up with a hilarious hashtag #ThingsThatLastLongerThanTheGovernmentsStance
There are some pretty funny things people are sharing that last longer than the Government’s stance
My first relationship (36 hours)#ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— writ of the state (@rozenameh) November 1, 2018
My phone's battery.#ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— ● (@OhMyMascara_) November 1, 2018
As usual, Imran Khan’s history was dragged in to it too
How can ANY joke be incomplete without them?!
Imran Khan’s marriages #ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— deadphool (@Zaitoonmalik) November 1, 2018
Imran Khan and Reham Khan’s marriage #ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— Maryam (@maryamful) November 1, 2018
A lot of potty jokes were made
Tatti jokes are the best!
My bathroom breaks #ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— daru badnaam kardi (@indigohades) November 1, 2018
Potty time #ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— Na._.yab (@chimkinugget) November 1, 2018
Some dirty jokes were made, OBVIOUSLY
Skip this part if you’re underage!
Pakistani men #ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— deadphool (@Zaitoonmalik) November 1, 2018
Men.#ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— Maznah (@Maazzzzyyy) November 1, 2018
A common erection #ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— abdulmoizsaif (@AbdulMoizSaif) November 1, 2018
Food jokes, of course!
Khanay ka mazaak nahein lekin chalein.
Ice-cream in 42°C 💀#ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— SkinnyCanWrite ✍ (@TwoTwoAlys) November 1, 2018
Food outside of fridge#ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— Haters Gonna Hate, Potatoes Gonna Potate (@AdMadWoman) November 1, 2018
Half filled air-bag of lays chips#ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— Na._.yab (@chimkinugget) November 1, 2018
Karachi ki sardiyon ka sab ko pata hai
Sorry Karachi peeps, that’s just how it be sometimes.
Winter in Karachi #ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— Bissmah Mehmud (@bissmahmehmud) November 1, 2018
Cricket jokes ke baghair hum zinda kesey reh saktay hain
Afridi's innings #ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— Bissmah Mehmud (@bissmahmehmud) November 1, 2018
AFRIDI ON CREASE.
#ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance— Anas Tipu (@teepusahab) November 1, 2018
Ahmed Shehzad on the pitch. #ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— Bushra Joyo-Gandhi (@filmyjoyo) November 1, 2018
This tweet takes the cake though
Huney, we’ve all been there.
My interest in men after watching them tweet problematic shit. #ThingsThatLastLongerThanGovernmentsStance
— Sadsquatch 🏳️🌈 (@Ughx3000) November 1, 2018
While the issue of the government backtracking was denied by Fawad Chaudhry, let’s thank Fake News for giving us the opportunity to laugh in these tense days.
What do you think lasts longer than the governments stance? Tell us in the comments.
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