Yesterday was quite an eventful day, to say the least. The JIT has been on fiyaaa with all their revelations but the best one yet has to do with font, more specifically ‘Calibri’.
Apparently the Sharif family gave into evidence a document dated in 2006, using the ‘Calibri’ font. However on further investigation it was found that Calibri was only made commercially available in 2007.
The Pakistani twitter-sphere has obviously had a field day with this news, in fact its gotten to a point that ‘Calibri’ is trending right now in Pakistan.
It has now been named the favorite font
Sorry Comic Sans
Official favourite font from here on, "Calibri" ?!
— Zarlasht Faisal (@ZarlashtFaisal) July 11, 2017
However some people are giving credit where it is due
Calibri font invented by our daughter Maryam Nawaz in Arfa Kareem tower Lahore: Shahbaz Sharif
— Nido (@Nid0_0) July 10, 2017
This person couldn’t help but sing about the situation
Yo Patwaris
I am sing song
Soup song
Flop song
Why this Calibri.. Calibiri.. Calibri di …— Ali (@OyeQazilbash) July 10, 2017
Its as if every other person is a PMLN spokesperson
Calibri font was made in 1970 by my late grandfather in Ittefaq Foundry: Maryam NS
— Svengali (@AltafBe) July 10, 2017
This person cannot fathom a life without Calibri
The fact that Calibri font didn't exist 10 years ago is more news to me than the actual news implied through this fact. Like seriously wow.
— عائشہ (@Ayesha_sal) July 10, 2017
Really the jokes don’t stop
Baji said, let's use Calibri font, it's my favorite. ????مر یم با جی pic.twitter.com/0IcVPbDXdR
— Fatima Khan (@FatimaKH_N) July 11, 2017
According to sources on twitter, this meeting is happening
Nawaz Sharif right now
Yar bhai ko ek attested letter chaiyaay Calibri k liay dastii#GameOverNawaz #JITReport @PTIofficial @MaryamNSharif pic.twitter.com/eGOYLkDgxp
— Abdullah (@abdullahcoveffe) July 11, 2017
The puns just keep coming in
This whole Calibri passage is pure comic sans
— Abnoxiuos (@Abnoxiuos) July 11, 2017
Hahaha brilliant! Guess it pays to…
Know your type.
— Usman Ibrahim (@uillustrations) July 11, 2017
However this one takes the prize!
This entire Calibri episode is so Comic mujhey Sans nahi aa raha
— Rizla. (@RizWanKenobi_) July 11, 2017
Kaafi logic lagayi hai
Respondent can turn from guilty to not-guilty just by proving the Calibri font was created before 2007. Imagine the quality of investigation
— Basit (@iBasitt) July 10, 2017
The baar e saboot looms its ugly head over us all
Onus of proof on Calibri font to prove that it was not existed before 2007: Babar Sattar
— Nido (@Nid0_0) July 10, 2017
Jo bhi ho, Meera Jee is still all our dillon ki dharkan when she says
The awkward moment when Meera was asking the right questions, "Yeh Panama kya hai???"#PanamaPapers #PanamaVerdict #PanamaCase pic.twitter.com/x57jBZjcoi
— h (@HaadeaP) April 20, 2017
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