Every now and then the Internet blesses us with one gem or the other. From the late Qandeel Baloch to Nasir Khan Jan and even our Pyaara Chai Wala, we’ve got it all covered.
One such rare gem is Police Constable Neman Ashraf.
According to his profile on Quora, he is a ‘Police constable, Blogger, Daydreamer’. And he’s no less. He’s provided us with endless entertainment with his answers. And not to forget, he’s an amazing writer.
When he was sad about getting old
Nobody likes constant reminders of them getting old and Neman is no different. And he’s not even that old. But his work clearly shows that he’s got the heart of a 15-year old. And we love it.
When he ranted about how much he hates cats
It’s okay if you don’t like animals. But what happens when animals don’t like you back, either? Poor Neman had to go through hell at the hands of the feline monstrosities.
When he narrated the most facepalm-worthy incidents he’s ever encountered
So this was a bonus answer where we get not one but three instances. And they all trump the previous because they’re all so funny!
Mr. Neman the policeman Ashraf also lets his daughter do his hair
Now if that isn’t #FatherGoals, I don’t know what is. Usually, we see fathers not letting their daughters dress them up but this was just too cute to handle.
When he told the world the most foolish things he’s ever done
This one is my favourite. You think you had a crazy childhood? Neman was a total badass crazy kid and has no qualms in admitting it.
He’s very particular about this one joke y’all make about policemen in Pakistan
Is it okay to call someone fat? Well, no. Unless they’re cool with it. Which they would be as long as you’re not an ass and a half about it.
Slaaaay, sir!
And when he put a hater in his place
While this one isn’t funny, it is something everyone hating on the Pakistani Police should read. Even if you’re not hating on them, it’s things you should know.
We definitely need more people like Neman Ashraf in our country who not only give us a reason to hold our heads up high, but make sure that nobody tries tarnishing the name of the country on his time. Keep rocking, Neman sahab.
Note: this is an edited version of the article.