This Gora Is Just Discovering The Pakistani Fashion Industry And It's Too Funny

By Arslan Athar | 24 Feb, 2017

Remember long long long ago, we had a gora come to Pakistan and host a show about his experience here? Looking back at it now, it wasn’t the best idea but hey, we all had fun.

But that gora, also known by his actual name, George Fulton, LOVES Pakistan. So much so that he apparently went ahead and married one.

george-fulton
Source: dw.com

 

Well George is exploring a new Pakistan today, the fashion industry and the adventures of Fashion Week.

Much to our joy he live tweeted it, and it’s glorious

 

He’s been quick to spot the absurdity that is our media

George was particularly perplexed by everyone’s affinity for a “selfie”

Arey Mr Fulton, photos (on a magazine’s Instagram page) or it didn’t happen.

 

After the photos George was ushered into the… uhh.. cattle market?

 

If you couldn’t figure out your doctoral thesis, George will help you

 

Soon George realized that to appear cool among the Pakistani fashion crowd he needed dark sunglasses, indoors… at night.

But, oh well.

 

He really understands what it’s like to be common

 

Oho George sahab, don’t find meaning in the fashion industry

 

PFW really seems to be capturing his imagination

 

And then he was bombarded with mattress ads

We get it they’re comfortable now please just stop.

 

George then appeared to have a thing for the emcee

 

He really wanted to impress her

 

And then the models came out, and he crossed a line

*botoxed jaw drop*

 

Not to worry, the emcee returned and George began to get dirty thoughts

 

He could smell a shitty script from a mile away

 

Then he found his summer fashion tips from the male models

 

And then he tried one last time to find meaning in the clueless world of fashion

For the sake of our ‘lols’ please go to more fashion shows, Mr. Fulton.

 


Cover image via: dawn.com

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