Just When You Thought You'd Seen It All, Nihari Pizza Is An Actual Thing Now

By Sajeer Shaikh | 7 Jun, 2017

It’s been a while since we recovered from the rude shock that was the biryani pizza.

Source: Pizza Roma/Facebook

To say that it wasn’t well-received would be an understatement. People simply couldn’t ~digest~ the idea. However, if you thought THAT was bad, you’ve got another think coming.

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Feast your eyes upon this

Source: Auzee Pizza/Facebook

A local eatery has announced that they’ll be serving the Nihari Pizza. Which is great – innovation is exactly what we need, you know? But where do we draw the line? Are Nihari Pizzas really necessary? I mean, come on. Look at it. Yeh kya hai? Aur yeh kyun hai? 

Source: Auzee Pizza/ Facebook

Like – where did we go wrong as a nation?

Source: Auzee Pizza/ Facebook

Are we going to stand for this?

Source: Auzee Pizza/ Facebook

What does this even taste like? Nihari? Pizza? Both? Nihari with naan? So many questions

onestSource: Auzee Pizza/ Facebook

Have we not suffered enough?

Source: Auzee Pizza/ Facebook

Every day, we move further away from the God’s light.

Source: Auzee Pizza/ Facebook

Also, just so you know, Nihari Pizzas aren’t a rare thing. More than one place serves this…interesting delicacy. Because humans don’t deserve good things…

Source: Aunty’s Kitchen/Facebook

Brb, gotta deal with my Iftari making its way back up…

Source: Aunty’s Kitchen/Facebook

Much like most of us right now, others were confused as well. They voiced this confusion:

Truly, what the heck.

Wiser words have never been said, as far as the atrocity is concerned

Did I say what the heck? I meant what the yuck, much like this disgruntled Twitter user.

Same, random Twitter user. Same.

What do you guys think about this? Would you try it out with your friends or would you pack your bags and leave the country out of embarrassment because this is a thing that exists now? Or do you just not care (but like how can you not – just look at the pictures.) Please share your thoughts below.

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