It’s been a while since we recovered from the rude shock that was the biryani pizza.
To say that it wasn’t well-received would be an understatement. People simply couldn’t ~digest~ the idea. However, if you thought THAT was bad, you’ve got another think coming.
Feast your eyes upon this
A local eatery has announced that they’ll be serving the Nihari Pizza. Which is great – innovation is exactly what we need, you know? But where do we draw the line? Are Nihari Pizzas really necessary? I mean, come on. Look at it. Yeh kya hai? Aur yeh kyun hai?
Like – where did we go wrong as a nation?
Are we going to stand for this?
What does this even taste like? Nihari? Pizza? Both? Nihari with naan? So many questions
Have we not suffered enough?
Every day, we move further away from the God’s light.
Also, just so you know, Nihari Pizzas aren’t a rare thing. More than one place serves this…interesting delicacy. Because humans don’t deserve good things…
Brb, gotta deal with my Iftari making its way back up…
Much like most of us right now, others were confused as well. They voiced this confusion:
What the heck is Nihari Pizza?? ? pic.twitter.com/NHtPCWWylo
— Chaatmasala (@Afsh_9) June 7, 2017
Truly, what the heck.
Wiser words have never been said, as far as the atrocity is concerned
Nihari pizza what the yuck?
— Thekafirshia (@jerryyaar) June 7, 2017
Did I say what the heck? I meant what the yuck, much like this disgruntled Twitter user.
Same, random Twitter user. Same.
Nihari pizza exists what the fuck
— Nina (@hobochicc) June 4, 2017
What do you guys think about this? Would you try it out with your friends or would you pack your bags and leave the country out of embarrassment because this is a thing that exists now? Or do you just not care (but like how can you not – just look at the pictures.) Please share your thoughts below.