Despite the shit buckets 2016 brought along, it was a pretty eventful year for Twitter Pakistan. Brace yourself for the most epic tweets from Pakistan in 2016:
1. That time when the pyaara chai wala Arshad Khan made all the men a little too insecure.
"Mein bhi tou chai bana'ta hun" pic.twitter.com/WgSuFYYpEy
— Shumail (@Shumyl) October 18, 2016
2. That time when the war on twitter surpassed actual threats.
https://twitter.com/not_my_name/status/781483898362617856
3. That time when strong independent women got so extra.
https://twitter.com/_Fortmajor/status/749933198168252416
4. The time Sheikh Rasheed came in like a wrecking ball.
Who run the world?! pic.twitter.com/D1XFLPuyk1
— فریحہ ✪ (@fay_alif) October 28, 2016
5. That burn tho.
"Stay safe Islamabad"
JazakAllah dost, ap na kehtay tow hum centaurs k top floor say ulti kalabazi laganay walay thaay.— N (@KuthaanJaaso) June 1, 2016
6. Those jabs at the desi rishtaydaar and their manhoos harkatein.
https://twitter.com/LaalBull/status/712001908920029184
7. The very twisted religious mumbo jumbo.
I cried. pic.twitter.com/Z2n9SBSUb0
— Sky is Neela (@SkyisNeela) September 9, 2016
8. The girl with all the answers.
friends who backstab u are just kanjars with khanjars
— z🍉 (@NurKhairNade) November 17, 2015
9. Dear future husband, make note…
My future husband is enjoying this romantic weather with his gf right now thinking nothing can tear them apart hahahah think again bitch
— 🌶️ (@PrinceGoga1) August 27, 2016
10. The time when we existentialism hits you right after dinner.
https://twitter.com/detachedstar/status/708698947997581312
11. Them dope-ass rhymes.
https://twitter.com/HorrendousBoi/status/750353287308779523
12. “Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t. Hurt. Me. No more.”
https://twitter.com/lazydiana_/status/693125541638094848
13. Another year, another 435272 dharnas.
"@MadMasterr: I love walking in the rain ☔⚡💧
Cuz no one can see me crying 😢😭😷 pic.twitter.com/BVsr1Lnyrx"— (-;-) (@faywaozay) July 23, 2015
14. The time honesty wasn’t exactly the best course of action.
single girl on faecesbook posts a pic on a swing in a playground "i'll never let the child in me die" asked if she was preggo & she got mad
— HawkesBay (Løuche) (@HawkesBay) November 16, 2016
15. That defining moment of every relationship.
https://twitter.com/mehravarr/status/774743189953667073
16. The time desi moms got no chill.
https://twitter.com/HaadeaP/status/783288033676300288
17. This guy with a damn good photoshop job.
Photobomb lvl: #1 pic.twitter.com/PM0qgRyxDD
— AZ (@azkhawaja) August 21, 2016
18. This dude who was just meeting parental demands but lolololol.
Throwback to last Eid when papa asked for a full picture. pic.twitter.com/f2FtXjnwXe
— kazmi. (@HaayeShabbir) September 13, 2016
19. This fucking hilarious shit right here.
.@SirJadejaaaa Ye le kardya Cross pic.twitter.com/vYZGSiZuf7
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) September 18, 2016
20. That moment when Pakistanis just got too damn basic.
If a Pakistani ever goes to the Moon, his/her first response after coming back to Earth would probably be, "kisi ne pani tak nahin pucha!"
— Saniya (@Saniyazing) August 23, 2016
21. “Dil tou pagal hay. Dil deewana hay.”
"pyaar toh tabhi hogya tha jab woh apni jaan musibat mein daal ke mujhay baraf se pani bananay ati thi".
— Hassan. (@Jerrienius) May 2, 2016
22. That moment your pocket just wouldn’t let you enjoy the finer things in life.
https://twitter.com/AmnaAbbas/status/790794707421061120
23. Just some everyday scenes on National Geographic.
https://twitter.com/anthonypermal/status/754730717502996480
24. The time this joke format got a little too introspective.
Ayesha, its good that you wear burqa but it doesn't mean that shaming people for makeup and sleeveless is your farzh pic.twitter.com/U9shljgcxZ
— Shummas (@CorporateMarasi) September 17, 2016
25. When bae is being unreasonable.
https://twitter.com/imdadawan/status/768053404853739521
26. That time when things were lost in translation.
Meanwhile in Pindi pic.twitter.com/kQuKlCzfsS
— S (@PsychedSam) October 10, 2016
27. That guy who rained on everybody’s parade (for good reason)
https://twitter.com/SaadAmjad_/status/795643797568974848
28. Bik gayi hai gormint.
Hey spelled backwards is yeh and yeh bik gayi hai gormint.
— 🌷🌷🌷 (@RabyaAhmed) February 4, 2016
29. Tfw Harambae is on yo mind.
https://twitter.com/pillowsophical/status/764744949627756544
30. Only single friends will understand.
https://twitter.com/Intellechawwal/status/720657210389499905
31. And the award for the most endearing moment of 2016 goes to…
My bestfriend is wheelchair bound,she cant walk but it has NEVER stopped her from flying.My daily dose of motivation pic.twitter.com/xVK77DOIMx
— Osama. (@ashaqeens) August 29, 2016
32. A little salute to king Misbae.
"Who's your daddy?" #1 pic.twitter.com/iyfwdvWLmD
— 🕷 Childish Ghambino 🍉 (@Sarkhail7Khan) August 22, 2016
33. Only 90s kids would understand.
I miss this childhood game. pic.twitter.com/As5QtUfQdO
— Rizwan. (@RizwanTakkhar) August 5, 2016
34. Them ~feels~
me to my crush pic.twitter.com/xg0t4m4zqF
— nums (@Samessii) August 28, 2016
35. That very entertaining mental imagery.
Aunty ne dupatta itne josh se ghumaya ke barabar wale sahab ko literal haya ka chamaat pargaya.
— Ali (@themaholupper) September 20, 2016
36. Captioning headlines like…
When you've finished watching Inception for the third time pic.twitter.com/PlBxfdfava
— Mahwash Ajaz 🇵🇰 (@mahwashajaz_) December 28, 2015
37. Rishtaydaar bhi kabhi bhi jaan nai choreingay.
*Goes to jail*
*Comes back*Relatives : Humare liye kya laye ho?
— Abdullah (@AbdullahSays99_) January 24, 2016
38. The most powerful piece of poetry ever written.
Woke up to this. pic.twitter.com/psyioD7J1S
— nma (@namaloomafraaad) June 16, 2016
39. The very apt pictorial representation of life in 2016.
"How's life?"
Me:#IndvsPak #WT20 pic.twitter.com/CiEaSzpWcu
— Moochar (@AsliBinLaden) March 19, 2016
40. That time internet won itself over multiple times.
Internet is an amazing place pic.twitter.com/4PYjvOQkDP
— Nauman (@iNaumanDogar) June 30, 2016
41. Pakistani moms > Everything else.
in pakistan, mothers don't say "I love you", they say "ulloo ki pathi sara din sothi rehti ho" and I think that's beautiful
— shy fawkes (@butterbooter) June 12, 2016
42. That time when hints were dropped like bombs.
https://twitter.com/NoorKKakar/status/694470482054221824
43. The time ammi ji started to play it cool.
How Ammi sends me rishta pics. pic.twitter.com/fPjN7PpIc7
— 5igh. (@5aad) December 3, 2016
44. THIS VERY SATISFYING RETORT.
So an American friend asked when I would visit and I said 'I don't know if it's safe to visit your country' and man that felt good
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) November 18, 2016
45. When your little brother trolls you.
https://twitter.com/TheValhalla/status/808300293976952832
46. THE BANTZ ARE U N R E A L.
Pakistan Army pigeons interviewing a potential candidate to carry out future cross border operations. pic.twitter.com/iJjf2mO5DX
— Khushal (@Khushal) November 4, 2016
47. How’s your DM game?
https://twitter.com/psychedliqz/status/747559146048884736
48. The time when Pakistani internet had a collective meltdown over this public display of LUNACY.
you guys i think someone threw their naara at the helicopter too.. pic.twitter.com/MMHnFaxAk0
— Faizan 🇵🇸 (@thoraoffbeat) March 29, 2016
49. “Bachay chukan aali maii.”
https://twitter.com/PainduSarkar/status/779660698771132416
50. When your paros wali aunty is just so unreasonable.
https://twitter.com/MrBubbyy/status/754061237969940480
51. This very enthusiastic job applicant.
https://twitter.com/Jaweriyaa/status/717352231524294656
52. The very perplexed grandson of all time.
When you're meant to be enjoying Azaadi with nana but have begun to wonder whether PTI really is right about dhandli pic.twitter.com/EaoCFlVUjW
— Ahmer Naqvi (@karachikhatmal) August 14, 2016
Pretty great year in tweets, wasn’t it?
Here’s everything else that happened in Pakistan in 2016
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