Everyone’s scared of even the thought of a lootera getting into your personal space. While you may not think it’s scary enough, wait till you find yourself face-to-face with one.
So a lootera’s just broken into your house. He doesn’t want to steal anything, he kind of just wants to kill you.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
Well, it all depends on who you are tbh, and what you’re into.
If you’re a big Abrar Ul Haq fan…adios
*hiding from a serial killer*
Me: "omg I'm gonna die if he finds me"
Killer: "Preeto mere naal viyah kar leh"
Me: "AAAHHYE LEHHH"— Punjabi Potato (@oojjaw) March 9, 2017
Or if you happen to be Waqar Zaka…Khuda Hafiz
* Waqar Zaka hiding from a serial killer*
WZ : I'm gonna die if he finds me
Killer: Trimmer Lao !!
WZ: Boss mene apko bola kya ha ??
— Phupho (@Phuppho) March 9, 2017
We’ll miss you bud, prep for your funeral
*hiding from a serial killer*
serial killer: acha chalta ho
me: duaon main yaad rakhna
— زوار دی شیخ ?? (@ZawarDeShaykk) March 9, 2017
And in case you’re reading this Imran Khan, then goodbye buddy
*Ik Hiding from a Serial killer*
IK : I'm gonna die if he finds me
Killer : PSL me foreign players aye :')
IK : Wo sb Phateechar thy
— Phupho (@Phuppho) March 9, 2017
Ole ole ole ole
*hiding from a serial killer*
Me: I'm gonna die if he finds me
Killer: Jab bhi mai koi larki dekhun Mera Dill dewana bole
Me: Ole Ole Ole
— A. (@areeeshh) March 9, 2017
Mankind’s Angel won’t be able to save you from a lootera
*hiding from a serial killer*
Me: I'm gonna die if he finds me.
Killer: ANJAAALLL MANKINNDDDD ANJAAALLLL
Me: Darwaze ke peeche hoon main
— Baba Sigh (@AkramaMianoor) March 10, 2017
Naseebo Lal can get in you in trouble, too
Hiding from a serial killer
Nargis : I'm gonna die if he finds me ?
Killer : Knock knock
Nargis : Kundi na Kharka Sohneya Sidha andar aa
— Basit (@Holaitsbasit) March 10, 2017
And if you’re an MQM wala
*hiding form serial killer*
MQM ~ Oh my god . SAID NO ONE EVER— ChaiCoffsKey (@ZTan14377) March 10, 2017
Be careful of your favorite songs because they can get you screwed
*Hiding From Serial Killer*
Me: if i stay quite i wont die.
*Killer gets hit by something*
Killer: Aaaaaaaa…
Me: Kabhi Khushi kabhi gham.— ع م ر! ?? (@omeralvii) March 9, 2017
You’ll have to keep your Ko Ko Korina fangirl from popping out as well if you want to live
*hiding from a serial killer*
Me: "omg I'm gonna die if he finds me"
Killer: "Ko Ko Korina"
Me: *claps three times*— Punjabi Potato (@oojjaw) March 9, 2017
Sunny Leone is also not going to be in this duniya long if someone was after her…
*Sunny leone hiding from a serial killer*
Killer : baby doll…
Sunny: main sone di ?
???— Kaps (@NakumK) March 9, 2017
Zip it up
*Hiding from a serial killer*
Me: l'm gonna die if he finds me
Killer: Beta mjhe iski bhi awaz agai hai chal bahir aja— M.A.N (@LeMePakistani) March 9, 2017
…but in the best of circumstances, if you’re a killer lootera yourself, then count yourself lucky
"You don't need to hide from serial killer if you're a serial killer" pic.twitter.com/LAAOidRNpf
— SAIEEN (@iWahaab_) March 10, 2017
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