Typically Pakistani Scenarios That Are Too Real For Lazy Girls

By Momina Mindeel | 2 Sep, 2016

Life tends to move in slow motion when you are lazy. You spend most of your days lying in bed, fantasizing about your perfect body that you will have one day, when you finally go to the gym. You get used to being called kam chor, had-haram and what not. But despite of the frequent be-izzti session, you remain unfazed. If all feels familiar, here is a list of some of the scenarios that are too real for you and your fellow lazy-asses.

Happy reading, that is if you actually aren’t lazy enough to not bother scrolling:

 

1. You tend to wear wrinkle/crease resistant reshmi kapre even when it is hot because ironing your clothes is just not your cup of tea.

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Source: deenga.com

2. Long sleeves kurtas are your best friends (which automatically makes you your ammi‘s favorite) because waxing/shaving is just so tiresome. Pffft!

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3. Your hair is always so oily and you wash them only when your prospective sass‘s arrival is imminent. Your siblings tend to stay away from you because of the horrible smell but eh, still works in your favor. 

While your ammi be like…

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Source: Buzzpk

4. You hardly own 7 make-up items in total because you are never going to use them anyway. A thin Kajal line and a one time application of Vaseline on your lips and there you go, ready for every occasion. 

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Source: deenga.com

5. You have a protruding belly because let us face it, you have never been to the gym ever. You just let all the aunties think that you have a good news on its way. 

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Source: deenga.com

6. A major chunk of your salary goes to eating out because you are just too lazy to prepare yourself some nice, healthy lunch while you ammi curses you for looking like haddion ka dhancha. 

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Source: Wow! Reads

Also, eating cold leftovers is your favorite challenge of the day because who likes standing beside the microwave for one whole minute, right?

7. You are super fascinated by the girls who use contouring kits and all the fancy foundation brushes while all have are you own super clumsy hands.

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Source: deenga.com

8. If you ever decide to put on some nail polish, you just let it chip away slowly and gradually until your hands are too ugly to look at. 

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Source: thepinkblush.wordpress.com

9. You are so done with being a strong, independent woman that you dream of marrying a super rich guy who will love you enough to get you your own make up crew and all the roti or whatever makers. 

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Source: deenga.com

Well, not happening.

10. Going to the Pakistani weddings is too much hassle. It takes you an entire day to persuade yourself to get into that lehnga choli because taking it off, without ruining its fancy karhai is just too much pressure. 

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

Amma, main ghar hee ruk jaon?

11. And, the mini heart attacks that you get when you house helpers takes a day off without informing and your ammi asks you to do all the dishes…

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