27 Of The Most Hilariously Inappropriate Food Items That Have Ever Existed

By Aam Nawab | 20 Feb, 2018

Have you ever come across a product that makes you raise your brows and wonder out loud what in the world was the marketing team smoking? I’ve often stumbled upon such gems in East Asian supermarkets. I’ve always wondered whether the term got lost in translation or if the product was intentionally offensive. Sometimes brands capitalize on shock value, other times they just get branding very, very wrong. Whatever the case maybe, the result is amusing.

Here’s a list of unfortunate food name that are hilariously inappropriate:

 

 * WARNING: Some of these names are even borderline offensive so if you’re easily offended you can check this instead * 

Now, for the rest of you, let’s get started…

 

Open wide?

Via: smosh.com

 

From the land of the leaning tower…

Via Imgur

 

Bear Grylls would love this.

Source: Sajuma/ Flickr

 

Take a peek into my cup.

Source: trulik.sk

 

Freshly squeezed?

Source: tombland/ Flickr

 

For a photo finish.

Source: buzzfeed.com

 

For when you want your friends to do a blind test and guess.

 

Also Edible, FYI.

Source: DuncanWJPalmer/ Flickr

 

Am I the only one who finds this painful? Microwave… Also, STD alert.

Via stuffem.wordpress.com

 

It’s how you use it that matters. Besides we’re all for body positivity.

Via worldofsweets.de

 

Not sure which particular orifice was this candy meant for.

Via airplanefoodfight.wordpress.com

 

Speaking of orifices… Perfect when buying the aforementioned homo sausage.

 

Pride week all summer long.

Via istolethetv/ Flickr

 

Also available in blue-ray and DVD.

Via sa_steve/ Flickr

 

The gum from Torabora.

source suessigkeiten-blog.de

 

The politically incorrect version of Oreo in Turkey #AllCookiesmatter

Via Imgur

 

When you can’t decide between seafood and drugs. Available at your local dealer’s.

Via moonglampers/ Flickr

 

Ingredients also include unicorn and pixies.

Via thesun.co.uk

 

Quite a brew.

Via RheaC/ Flickr

 

Best Muffins in town.

Via hallofthewendigo.com

 

..at your own risk. Only with consent.

Via SparkyMead/ Flickr

 

I don’t think Grandpa would approve.

Source: weknowmemes.com

 

A serious case of munchies. Always bought in pairs.

Via top13.net

 

Ladies, now even inanimate objects are slut shamming us. Welcome to 2018! After the huge success of Hummus for Hoes we present:

Source TowieLe/ Flickr

 

I did not see that coming. Not see that coming. Natzi that coming. Nazi.

Source · · · — — — · · ·/ Flickr

 

We don’t joke about rape leaves.

Via buzzfeed.com

 

Khan German Dwa Khana presents, Mardana poosheeda bimari ka ilaaj. Chai ki shaan hai, bachay bachay kay pass Minaar-e-Pakistan hai.

Source Urfa Saddique/ Facebook

 

If you’ve come across other hilariously inappropriate food items, share them with us and we’ll add to this list.

 

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