Here's What Would Probably Happen If Harry Potter Was Set In Pakistan

By Hurmat Riaz | 25 Apr, 2017

Harry Potter in Pakistan would be hilarious tbh

So none of us ever got our Hogwarts letter but we can always imagine what it’d be like to have Hogwarts on our grounds and how much different the wizarding world would be.

Hogwarts train would always be late and over crowded if Harry Potter was made in Pakistan

Source: dawn.com

 

Professor Trelawney would be doing Istekharas instead of making prophesies.

Source: Heyday Films

 

Mrs. Weasley would be famous for cooking the bestĀ biryani that Harry and his friends would eat every Friday, after jumma prayers (of course).

Source: Heyday Films

 

She would also sew kurtas for her sons and Harry, for Eid, instead of knitting jumpers

Source: Heyday Films

 

Mr. Weasley on the other hand would probably be hanging out in places likeĀ Hafeez Center or SaddarĀ to get all the news on latest technology

Source: Heyday Films

 

EVERYONE would gossip about Ron having a thing for Hermione, making sure she gets to hear it… but like the focused person she is, she would ignore all the gossip

Source: Heyday Films

 

Ginny wouldĀ be super annoying because she’d always do mean stuff, taking her brothers’ cover

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The Quidditch broomsticks and jharoos would always get mixed up if Harry Potter was made in Pakistan

Source: Heyday Films

 

Also, Quidditch would probably also be more like “street Quidditich” and young wizards would be getting in trouble with their neighbors

Source: Heyday Films

There’d be various brands selling Hogwarts and Quidditch robes, also. And robe sales??Ā Tauba.

 

Great Hall would serve halwa puri, chai, parathay for breakfast.

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Source: dawn.com

 

Qorma, biryani, tikka, etc. for Halloween dinner at Hogwarts would be THE JAM if Harry Potter was set in Pakistan

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Cornelius Fudge and Rufus Scrimgeour would be taking turns for having the kursiĀ ofĀ minister of magic

NoĀ tabdeeli here, folks.

Source: Heyday Films

 

When Snape dies, everyone on Team Snape would probably chantĀ “kal bhi Snape zinda tha, aj bhi Snape zinda hai” forever and ever.

Source: Heyday Films

 

In the Pakistani Harry Potter you would even be able to bribe the sorting hat to get into your favorite house

Source: Heyday Films

 

Nagini would be controlled with the help of a pungi or beenĀ and Voldermort will make sure he has theĀ been in his hand

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Umbridge would be the designatedĀ phuphi of Hogwarts

Source: Heyday Films

 

And finally, the Hogwarts Knight bus would be replaced by Metro Bus Service

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Source: dawn.com

 

So that’s what we think would happen if Hogwarts was in Pakistan, do you have anything that comes to your mind in your desiĀ version of Hogwarts? Tell us in the comments section below.

 

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