If you’ve ever been to a garmiyoun ki shaadi, you’ll understand what I’m talking about. The ulti-zadda feeling of the prospect wearing makeup and heavy clothes for the whole night – no thank you.
1. Ubh tayar hona parey ga?
When you have to get out from under the fan and actually make an effort to get dressed
2. Aye haye itni garmi…
Dear God, could you maybe turn the thermostat low a bit? Juuuust a bit?
3. Yaaaaar light challi gayi
— M. (@NoorKKakar) April 21, 2017
Can’t iron your hair so basically aap perfect nahi ho aur aap ka chiriya ka ghonsla will remain a chiriya ka ghonsla
4. Ugh, now I’ll have to do my makeup in the dark
And do your hair in the dark, so basically, you have no idea what you look like
5. And now all the makeup will melt off of my face
And my true self will show to the world…
6. Aye haye itni garmi!
Just…ew…
7. Gaari ka ac on kerde please koi
Thori si jo gunjaish reh gayi hai, woh please poori na kerein.
8. I hope Abbu gaari bilkul darwaazey ke saamney luga dein
Because I really can’t deal with walking in the heat all the way to the hall. Nope. Nopeeeee.
9. Oh God, (s)he’ll be there, I can’t look like this
Need to fix my hair my face can SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A TISSUE?!
10. Why can’t all shaadis take place during the winters?
Taakey humein bhi kuch sukoon mile…
11. Dopehar ko kaun shaadi rakhta haii?
Upna nahi tau doosroun ka khayal ker le banda…
12. Aye haye itni garmi?
13. Okay, enter, act casual, wipe sweat
14. Shit he’s looking, don’t wipe it right now
He can’t know you’re a normal human being who sweats.
15. Pankha..pankha..pankha…
16. Can this aunty jee move out of the way of the havva?
17. Aye haye itni garmi?
18. Waiter pata nai kahan challa gaya?
Bhaagooo, woh thandi bottle le ker ja raha hai!
19. Just remember, not more than 2 cokes
Whoops.
20. Soup….? Astagh, NO
Not in this heat, nope.
21. Aye haye itni garmi?
22. Dance keroun ya na keroun?
Keroun gi tau garmi luge gi…nai tau bura lugey ga.
23. Why can’t they amp up the air conditioning?
Narg kiun banaya hua haiii?
24. I need to get more chiffon ke kaprey
25. Aye haye itni garmi…
What thoughts go on in your head during a garmiyoun ki shaadi?