Flirting can be enticing and exciting when it’s with someone you like. But when it’s with someone who you just aren’t into, it can get pretty frustrating.
We’ve got some foolproof ways you can get rid of that overbearing human who just won’t quit slathering their flirtatious ways on you.
So here goes:
1. Show them the most atrocious resting bitch face you have.
Guys, don’t hold back either.
2. Incessantly laugh. And don’t stop.
They’ll definitely think you’re crazy AF but they’ll also leave you alone.
3. Call Them Bhai.
This one ought to shut any fraandshipperz.
4. Or Behen.
5. Tell them you’re addicted to porn.
6. Tell them flirting is haraam and judge them accordingly.
7. Tell them you’re only into married people.
8. Inform them that you are a nudist and want your partner to be one too.
9. Chew with your mouth open.
10. Overly, creepily flirt back.
11. Tell them you suffer from explosive diarrhoea.
12. Look really fucking bored.
13. Avoid all eye contact.
14. Introduce them to your tongue.
15. Tell them about that time you shot your ex lover.
You’re welcome. Now you’ve made yourself flirting proof. Enjoy being single!
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