The final is upon us and Pakistan are up for batting. Our man Fakhar Zaman is up first for batting along with Azhar Ali, and every Pakistani is tingling with nerves. The match barely begun when Bumrah got Fakhar out…or so we thought. It was a no ball (Allah ka lakh lakh shukar), BUT PAKISTANIS FAKHING LOST IT.
There are so Fakhing many puns being made about Fakhar and how well he’s playing
Some of the puns are realllly NSFW, like this one right here:
Fakhar right in the pussy
— Baryal (@CynicalBaz) June 18, 2017
Others are alright because we really need a Fakhing miracle right now.
Everyone recite Surah An Nas for Fakhar Zaman. ???
— Amna Nayyar (@amnaanayyar) June 18, 2017
Pakistanis are really on the Fakhing edge.
Fakhar better not fakh around
— McBaŋɠ (@TheMcBang) June 18, 2017
There are prayers, demands and wishes for some good ol’ Fakhing
Fakhar Zaman Fakh them now #PAKvIND
— Muhamamd Irfan (@irfansweb) June 18, 2017
But Fakhar’s doing pretty well, much to the dismay of some fakhing Indian fans
This Fakhar is such a fucker.
— AnJaliii (@anjalimani909) June 18, 2017
— Ali Martin (@Cricket_Ali) June 18, 2017
Of course, he is. He bleeds green, after all.
As you can see, lots of people think he got lucky
What a lucky Fakhar#indvspakfinal
— Gaurav Sethi (@BoredCricket) June 18, 2017
What with all the near miss run-outs
— BullBull (@DahiiBhalla) June 18, 2017
With some even not being able to watch the fakhing match
Unable to watch #PakvsInd as kids are around and the commentators keep uttering the F word. India must get Fakhar's wicket soon…
— Hansal Mehta (@mehtahansal) June 18, 2017
Fakhar better get fakh out quick
— Roudrajit (@roudra7) June 18, 2017
And Pakistan is behind Fakhar the Fakhar
Need Fakhar to get to his fearless mode. Dont take the pressure.
— Brashna Kasi (@Brashnaa) June 18, 2017
Like really the fakh behind him
YES MANN FAKH THEM UP
— PARTYNEXTNOOR (@noor_sahi) June 18, 2017
And let’s not forget how Bumrah almost got Fakhar out.
For Fakh sake
— Saj Sadiq (@Saj_PakPassion) June 18, 2017
Cover Photo via cricket.com.au