Just saying ‘Eid Mubarak’ just cannot cut it anymore. Back in the day, people used to get Eid cards with these hilarious and savage AF messages in them. You would go the local bookstore, spend evenings of the last week of Ramazan looking for some cards with hilarious messages that you’d eventually give to your friends at school or work.

With this year’s Ramazan ending pretty soon, you could reuse these Eid wishes from the past and win all your friends over.

This one is for when you want to give bae a hint.

This one sums up the life of a Pakistani bacha, even on eid. 

This one doesn’t make sense, but it rhymes (sort of)

Daadi-Daadi Romance

Some real fine work over here…

Bathroom accidents are real, okay?

Friendz 4 Evaa

Sawaiyyan evoke some strong emotions, haina? 

When you’re in an abusive relationship with your darzi

Eid mein bhi kanjoos? Lanat

And then there’s message for when you feel unloved, even on Eid

See, so much more exciting then just saying ‘Eid Mubarak’

Jo Baat Hai!

So, will you be using any of these for Eid. You should waisay. 

Let us know what you think of these Eid wishes and how your friends react and watch this video of all the greetings from MangoBaaz

This post is inspired by this tweet thread

Cover image via: Sadia Jabbar Productions