13 Things Every Desi Ammi Says Vs What She Actually Means

By Astarte | 11 Feb, 2017

Desi mothers. They’ll be your best friend one day and then your arch enemy the next. You’ll spend lifetimes trying to please them but it’ll never be enough. Deep down, there’s lots of love but sometimes it gets a little tough to deal with them.

 

Here are 13 things desi mothers say versus what they actually mean:

1. Doston ke sath khoob maujein ho rahi hain, haan?

Tum tho apni maa ko bhool gaye ho bc.

Source: Superwoman

 

2. Parh bhi liya karo kabhi.

Agar parhoge nahi toh mujhe kaun sambhaalega bhudape mein, tera baap?

Via Tumblr

 

3. Yeh zabaan kahan se sikha hai?

Ye tumharay dost bohut hee behooda log hain.

Via discodandiya

 

4. Apne Abu se poocho.

Agar mein inkaar karongi tho mujhse nafrat hojaygi tumhe… apne abba se kar lo woh theek hai.

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5. Sochoongi.

No.

Via dailypop.in

 

6.  Tumhari umar mein yeh kabi nahi karti thi.

Karti toh thi, bas pakri nahi jaati thi.

Via Tumblr

 

7. Kaheen girlfriend ke saath tho nahi phir rahe?

Meri pasand ki naa hui toh khabardaar uss se shaadi ka socha bhi agar.

Via Tumblr

 

8. Paisay kahan gaye sab?

Haye mein marjaon, nashe aur chars mein urra rahi hai meri beti apne saaray paisay.

Via iDiva

 

9. Log kaise hain tumharay college mein?

Namaz parte hain? Sharaab kitna peethe hain?

Via Topyaps

 

10. Ab tum jawan hogaye ho.

Ab shaadi hi kar lo bc.

Via Tumblr

 

11. Phone kar lena jab ponchoge.

phone karna mujhe jab niklo, jab ponchoge, jab phir se nikloge, agar ziaada saans liya toh mujhe phone karna, jis waqt khana khao mujhe phone karna, jab wapas aoge tab phone kar ke batana.

Source: bollypop.in

 

12. Kal ka kaan pakha hai, woh khaalo

Mood nahi hai kuch pakaane ka, kya naukar hoon tumhaari?

Via Pinterest

 

13. Karo jo karna hai, hum kaun hote hain tumhe rokne wale?

Aaja zarra ghar, tuhje sahi tarha chittar maaroon gi. 

Via Topyaps

 

What else does your mother say that she doesn’t really mean? Or maybe you’ve heard some other desi mothers say some interesting stuff? Sound off in the comments below.

 

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Cover image via: Rewind with Samina Peerzada / YouTube

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