All The Things You Hear If You're A Pakistani Guy Who Decides To Keep Daari

By Arslan Athar | 28 Aug, 2017

Facial hair is quite a mystery. For some people daari aati hi nahin hai, and for some it just doesn’t stop. If you have the latter type of facial hair, you know that shaving is a constant nuisance. In fact sometimes while shaving you’d think to yourself, ‘wouldn’t it be easier to just have a beard’.

If you say it to yourself enough times you’ll stop shaving, but people will have stuff to say :

 

1. ‘Kya yaar, Maulvi ban gaye?’ 

Okay then. Overreaction much.

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Source: MangoBaaz

 

2. ‘Looks like someone forgot to shave today’ 

‘Looks like someone forgot to mind their own business today’ is the only rational reaction to that.

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Source: IRK Films

 

3. ‘Wah jee, bacha jawaan hogaya

Seems like people just love to overreact.

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Source: MangoBaaz

 

4. ‘Can I be honest? It doesn’t suit you’.

Do note how you DIDN’T ask this person for their advice.

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Source: IRK Films

 

5. ‘OMG it suits you so much’.

*cue intense confusion*

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Via: Tumblr

 

6. Your mom will probably say something like ‘Abhi tum kuch baray hojao, phir daari rakh lena’.

You could be 40 and your mom will still say the same.

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Source: gqindia.com

 

7. ‘Oh I didn’t recognize you there’ 

I didn’t get freaking plastic surgery. Also, this is just the beginning. What will you do when the beard is out in all its glory.

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Via: Tumblr

 

8. ‘I have always wanted to see how you’d look like in a beard’ 

‘Okay, slightly creepy but here it is. Take a look.’

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Via: Tumblr

 

9. ‘If you pull this off, bachiyaan pagal hojaein gi‘ 

Hehehehehe *strokes beard*

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Source: Red Chillies Entertainment

 

10. ‘Let me tell about this lotion I use for my beard’ 

Clearly people are more excited about your beard than you are. Along with ‘honest opinions’ and compliments you’ll get loads of totkas too.

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Via: Deenga

 

11. ‘MashAllah ye tou sunnat hai’.

You probably already know this, but still a million people will tell you. It will be irritating but whatever you do, don’t pluck out your growing beard out of frustration.

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Source: gqindia.com

 

Beards are pretty cool, if only just kept quiet when someone decides to grow one out. Magar hum Pakistani hai, aur bolna tou zarori hai. 

 


Cover image via: deccanchronicle.com

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