This whole year has been completely wild in terms of well, everything. lol. But one thing that stuck out for all us Desi’s was the number of times Goras had us – confused.
By confused, we mean
Like.
Really confused.
There were multiple instances this year that no matter how hard we tried to understand, just made no sense.
Goras have been copying our trends for years now and though imitation may be the highest form of flattery, these imitations had us slightly confused.
Observe:
The Golden Latte
The ‘Golden Latte,’ AKA Haldi doodh, was picked up by the west is now considered an alternative to coffee and a super trendy superfood, on the palettes of all the ‘it’ people. Lol, okay.
OKAY BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZoDT1nBUIt/
LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?
It’s as if Aladdin and Nike decided to get together to create something. In a bad way. #Confused.
Then, we decided that maybe they didn’t really know what they were doing after all…
This children’s clothing line in China had the misfortune of well, in our eyes, having an unfortunate name. Again, #PrettyConfused.
They’ve also made the Jute Indian Bench. Any guesses as to what that is?
IT’S A CHARPAYII. It’s a charpayii.
Oh and get this, Target is selling it for $299.99. THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS? SERIOUSLY? I’m ok, thanks.
And finally, our beloved dish, the crown jewel in the treasury of our holy kitchens!
THEY CALLED A GULAB JAMUN A “FRIED DONUT”.
Did they just call Gulab Jamun… "fried doughnuts"? 😩😂 pic.twitter.com/ySMBN95LEu
— Indian Stats v2 (@Indian_stats) July 21, 2017
NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE. NOTHING.
And on top of that, TASTY, the delicious food platform that shows us all the deliciousness of the world got it wrong. BHAI? MATLAB? *Sigh*
As you can see, it’s been a pretty tough year on our emotions thanks to the Goras. But it’s okay, we will live through it and pray for a less confused 2018. Love you Goras, but please, google stuff.
