Dear men, I know you all have tried your hands at getting with the female gender, but somewhere along the line, shit hit the roof and us girls didn’t really know what hit us. The pick-up lines went from bad to worse, but your confidence only went higher. These are some of the lines that will ensure the fact that you won’t get much further than hello ji with the women in your life and that doesn’t really feel the nicest. While we sympathize with you, we also like our own sanity.

So for the betterment of the world, I’ll help you out. Don’t use these lines. Please. Ever:

1. You have very nice genes

Good chromosomal content. Nice nice.

2. I’ve never seen someone carry off hair like that

Kaafi bold look hai

3. Wow, you look different…

Did you do something? Hair cut? Face transplant?

4. MashaAllah…

That’s it. Nothing before or after it.

5. I love what hydration can do to a person

Your skin looks better. You look taller. Cool cool.

6. You smell interesting

I can’t pin it down. But I know the smell.

7. Looks like you’ve had a hearty lunch 🙂

You’ve got a nice glow going on. Wow.

8. Oh talking to you reminds me of someone I used to know…

She’s not in my life anymore, but I’m sure this will end up better.

9. Wow, you’re nothing like my ex!

Haha, at least I won’t be seeing her face every time I’m with you.

10. This shade of foundation is best for you

Lugta hi nahi ke kuch lugaya hua hai, per dekh ker pata luga ke kitni zuroorat thi

11. Such a good thing you love makeup!

Usually girls who need it don’t really care much for it…

Work hard, boys. You can come up with better compliments.

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