Hey, it’s not every day you get to celebrate the LEGEND that you are and a whole day dedicated to appreciating the gift to mankind that you are? Well, that’s a total treat, isn’t it?
Here are a few things you can relate to ONLY if you fucking LOVE birthdays:
1. Your birthday is a big fucking deal. Like, HUGE.
2. You love celebrating by going all out.
3. You love managing your party.
4. But there’s nothing better than a surprise party
5. SURPRISES ARE EVERYTHING
This is so important, we had to say it twice.
6. You have shamelessly, at one point in life, celebrated birth-week because one day is JUST not enough.
7. Or a birth-month
8. You drop hints to your friends regarding the kind of shindig you’re expecting.
“Yaar kuch zyada nahi bus outdoorsy ho, fancy ho, 1000 log invited ho. The usual…”
9. And also subtly (or not so subtly) tell everybody about your expectations as far as presents as concerned.
10. Thoughtful presents are the best but…
11. You also kind, sorta, want something material kabhi kabhi
12. If it’s another person’s birthday close to yours, you just can’t help stealing their thunder just a little bit.
“Yaar yeh sub tou theek hay magar meri birthday bhi aanay wali hay”
13. So, keep your head up high and BIRTHDAY UP.
Cover Image Via: Daniyal Bakhtiar Photography