The Mother-Of-All Pakistani shaadis just ended. For a while, it wasn’t showing no signs of ending anytime soon. An Instagram account is all you need to experience the extravagance and grandeur of #AnushMunib. So let’s dip into the voyeuristic pleasure that Pakistani insta offers on what was possibly the longest Pakistani wedding ever.
The first time Pakistan heard about #AnushMunib was back in January.
Our collective naivety made us believe this was just like every other wedding. Cute couple, a dress by Bunto Kazmi and a lifestyle magazine splashing pictures all over the web. But boy, was everybody wrong…
A week back, Pakistan was bombarded by the phenomenon that is #AnushMunib.
You thought your cousin’s mehndi was crazy?
Crazy is about to be redefined.
Fairy tale is right.
Parents, friends and siblings of to-be-brides, be afraid. Be very afraid.
Sit back and watch all the to be brides raise their shaadi decor needs, because this shaadi has given everyone major wedding goals.
Oh and look who made a comeback, yup Bunto Kazmi. She could probably retire after #AnushMunib and live life comfortably for now on out.
After the fairy tale mehndi, there came the ‘Disney Princess Gone Tipsy’ themed wedding party
Yes, you read that right. Let’s take a look at some outfits shall we?
The guests were all dressed…interestingly, but the couple took the crown
Yes, that’s a Sherwani!
No wedding is complete without a bridal shower these days and this one was a HUGE event.
For those that are wondering if a bridal shower is about the dulhan taking a bath
No, a bridal shower is showering the bride with all the pictures, tiaras, jewels and everything in between so she can practice for her big day, apparently.
And let’s not forget, #SquadGoals
The wedding now goes up a few hundred notches. #AnushMunib reaches Destination Wedding Status.
The wedding party headed over to Istanbul, Turkey to kick things up a notch (or several hundred notches, rather).
Of course, a yacht party is the way to kick things off in the Bosphorus.
Friendship over with Bunto, Roberto Cavalli is my new best friend!?
Wind blowing, Yacht and Haute Couture?
Time for some selfies, ladies.
Of course, yacht party ke baad aik adad after party bhi zaroori hai.
Ooh La La! Club Night!
Some more of those #SquadGoals
Taylor Swift and her friends must be rrreeealllly jealous right about now.
We don’t quite know what this event was, but people were dressed up.
By this point, we lost count of how many events this shaadi had had and just scrolled away in envy as these perfectly sculpted, super rich, destination wedding revelers carried on with event upon event.
Oh and the lady in yellow, right next to the bride? Yeah, she’s the bride’s mom. Let that sink in.
The word stunning was overused
Could this possibly be the last event?
………………
Nope! This is the Sangeet Party! Oh yes #AnushMunib Lives!!!
Anush’s new best friend is Faraz Manan. Bunto Kazmi should probably forget about retiring for life now because she couldn’t bag the whole event.
For your dress drooling pleasure.
What we hope was the last event took place last night.
And the bride made the most cliched entrance
And the ‘Fairy tale Wedding’ (hopefully and finally) drew to a close
Pakistanis obviously reacted to unfolding Turkish extravaganza:
Some tried to put a put a price tag on #AnushMunib
How much do you think the spent on the #AnushMunib wedding?
— Godfather IV (@godfatheriv) August 24, 2016
Pakistanis were getting sick jealous of this shaadi
Insider exclusives were revealed:
just in: #AnushMunib are expecting a baby, and will soon be hosting a baby shower.
*but the wedding will go on, simultaneously.
— karachi vagabond (@karachivagabond) August 25, 2016
By the rate this wedding has been going on for ages, we don’t expect this to be that much of a stretch either.
This person had serious issues with the fashion choices Anush made.
If you want to raise your shaadi expectations to a whole new impossible height than keep an eye out for the #AnushMunib photos on Instagram. BTW, there are a whopping 1428 photos under this hashtag, and the number is set to keep on growing.