We all have one; that one friend that scolds you, gives you kickass advice and takes care of you in your time of need. They basically have adopted you and care for you as a parent would even though you’re not blood-related. Without them, your group of friends would be lost and maybe in jail.
Here are some signs that you are the mom of your group of friends:
1. You don’t sleep until all your friends have texted you that they’re safely home.
Text me when you’re home!!!
2. You organize all the plans.
You always make the final decision about plans. From making reservations to figuring out who’s driver is available -you have it all planned out.
3. You always have emergency items stacked away in your purse.
Snacks, medicine, feminine products, chapstick, band-aids, you’ve got it ALL.
4. You send long essay styled text messages to your friend in their time of need.
An essay message a day keeps the bullshit away! Love you.
5. ….and you’re always there with flowers and chocolate when they need cheering up.
If someone breaks your friend’s heart you’re the first one to offer to slash their tires.
6. You’re always the first one to leave a party.
Pajamas and a good movie are calling your name. Always.
7. You’re the go-to person for advice.
You’re a great listener and always know the right thing to say.
8. You always settle the fights and arguments in your group of friends.
It stresses you out when your friends are fighting so you always arrange a meeting to sort things out.
9. Their love life is your love life.
You’re the co-author of every text message and there isn’t a date you haven’t heard every detail about.
10. You’re always the one that divides the bill and calculates the tip at restaurants.
They automatically hand the bill to you.
11. It’s your job to hold their hair back.
Someone has to do it.
12. You always end up tidying up your friend’s rooms when you go over.
You’re kind of a neat freak.
13. It can be hard taking on this role, but you know your friends appreciate your mom-ness.
Honestly, everyone would be lost without you.
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