Pakistani twitter is by no means average. There are all kinds of crazy things happening over there. Amidst all this, there’s one account that stands above all others – Zarrar Khuhro.
Zarrar Khuhro throws shade like no one ever and boy oh boy does he speak the goddamn truth! We love him and his tweets so much that we decided to share his greatness with you, so here you are, bask in the sass that is Zarrar Khuhro.
1. That time he explained ‘strategic depth’
This dude asked
@ZarrarKhuhro I can never understand how deep is this strategic depth.
— fahd amin (@fahdamin123) January 28, 2017
Zarrar answered, and we weren’t disappointed…
Deeper than the oceans, higher than the himalayas https://t.co/seOzAMFb5o
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 28, 2017
2. He loves his ‘fans’ a lot
This guy took the plunge…
@ZarrarKhuhro @WusatUllahKhan @Dawn_News
Watching you makes me dizzy.The hand waiving is getting worse.Promise me you will stop doing it.— AryanKing (@AdmetusV) January 30, 2017
Seriously though, why did you even mess with him?
No. I'm trying to hypnotise you. https://t.co/FKjM1XHQLo
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 30, 2017
3. Zarrar doesn’t like ‘bad’ words.
This happened
@ShekharGupta ji…wht knd of ppl u follow..Clls himself a journo-Left with no argument says my name shd b Chawal & not Chawla @ZarrarKhuhro https://t.co/U0jervhT9g
— Sanjeev Chawla (@schawla13) January 31, 2017
But Zarrar really took it to the next level
UNCLE UNCLE IS NAI MUJHE CHAWAL BOLA https://t.co/LD5O8Hac32
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 31, 2017
4. While we all pretend that we love “world peace”, Zarrar Khuhro is getting real AF
I'm cool with all this, I've actually always really wanted to see the world burn.
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 29, 2017
5. And this tweet is one to remember for life
And so long as you're for sale there will always be buyers
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 28, 2017
6. Mr. Khuhro also throws serious some shade at his “enemies”
You look at some people and can't help but think how much skin and oxygen is being wasted
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 27, 2017
7. And he has opinions about the Karachi traffic jams
When safar and suffer are the same thing #karachi #traffic
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 27, 2017
8. But sometimes he lets all his fame get to his head
Send the helicopter to my coordinates @ZaraHatKay_Dawn
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 27, 2017
9. He really does want to see the world burn
Shall we do a 'best of' parliament fights from around the world on @ZaraHatKay_Dawn ?
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 26, 2017
10. He’s always asking the important questions in life
So is Geo going to hire amir liaquat for the ramazan transmission again?
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 26, 2017
11. And he’s just so eloquent
There's water falling from the sky again in Karachi
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 25, 2017
12. Zarrar isn’t just a journalist, he’s also a food critic
Finally a movement we can throw our weight behind.
JUST BECAUSE YOU CALL IT STEAK DOES NOT MAKE IT STEAK #stopchickensteak2017
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 23, 2017
13. And he sure can complain
Too many subtweets running around these days. Ironically this tweet complaining about subtweets is also a subtweet
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 23, 2017
14. He can smell nonsense from miles away
This happened in the world
Burnt toast may cause cancer https://t.co/mJKf2IM8rO
— The Independent (@Independent) January 23, 2017
and he wouldn’t have it!
Oh shut up https://t.co/IatE6z1OPp
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 23, 2017
15. Zarrar is a learned man, really
During the American civil war tons of teeth were harvested and exported to Europe to meet demand for dentures
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 22, 2017
16. He also knows khatra when he sees it
Amrikan jamhooriyat khatray main aa gayi hai #WomensMarch
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 22, 2017
17. Let’s just say he has interesting things to say, in interesting times
The minister for disinformation
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) January 20, 2017
Keep your sass on, Mr. Khuhro because we’re very entertained by you.
Cover image via: Dawn News / zemtv.com