The WWE is something many of us in Pakistan grew up watching, what with memories of the Rock laying the smackdown on some candy ass or Stone Cold Steve Austin opening a can of whoop-ass. Although I’d argue that the WWE today isn’t as entertaining as it used to be, the parody Twitter account, WWE Urdu, is sure to reignite your interest. Or at least give you a good laugh.
How to handle the topic of Eidi in a professional manner when you’re cheap…
Dafa hojaao! Koi bonus wonus nahi milega Eid pe! pic.twitter.com/pWfoIEZu8p
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) July 10, 2015
Or when you simply think your employees aren’t worth it.
Dil tou kar raha hai tum sab haraamkhoron ko Eid ki chhutiyan bhi na dun. pic.twitter.com/QH9K1nYd69
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) July 7, 2015
When Aunty makes you lay out all the kapray but doesn’t buy shit.
Aunty jab kapray lenay nahi hotay tou saaray kyun nikalwati hain? pic.twitter.com/n1FmfBmSnj
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) July 5, 2015
While Abba jee reminds you to be more economical.
Eid ka kurta abhi se khareed lo baad mein mehengay hojaenge pic.twitter.com/k5OWVFfmyY
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) July 1, 2015
When you’re trying not to swear, ta’kay roza makroo na hojaye.
Rozay mein bhi loadshedding kum nahi kartay. Inhe Allah hi poochega pic.twitter.com/4LldO8gMjB
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) June 21, 2016
Or just need some help while you’re going through a difficult time
"Main bohot museebat mein hun sirf 20 rupay ka load karwa do Allah ki kasam wapas kardungi" – Asma pic.twitter.com/VAvB4p6Hew
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) May 10, 2016
A reminder that wrestlers also go through relationship problems similar to us
Aaj pakoray nahi banaogi? pic.twitter.com/4nsRdFLxAO
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) June 21, 2016
And get into trouble for using VPN.
Yeh kaafiron walay kaam chhorain aur pehlay namaz parh lain pic.twitter.com/ErN0QDE0xy
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) June 10, 2016
While also having to worry about the dreaded Phuppo.
Haath hatao…phuppo dekh rahi hain pic.twitter.com/1dBryKMwLv
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) July 1, 2015
But romance bhee kertein hein.
Acha bas abhi nahi, rozay ke baad! pic.twitter.com/N2EnlsgKoU
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) June 10, 2016
Aur lartey bhee hein.
Bill dekho zara! Saara din AC mein pari rehti ho. Bill tumhara baap dega? pic.twitter.com/EDRE19ZCvL
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) July 1, 2015
WTF, Mann Mayal?
Yaar yeh Mannu kitni pyaari hai! #MannMayal pic.twitter.com/G5vYalQa7C
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) May 2, 2016
Facebook chorr kay, Hamza Ali Abassi twitter pay agaya.
"Har larki ko Salahuddin jaisa shauhar chahiye" #MannMayal pic.twitter.com/Q9G7DAljuE
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) May 2, 2016
There’s also commentary around socio-economics.
"Inko 100 rupay ka note do aur mamla khatam karo" pic.twitter.com/qNjk0hU41g
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) April 27, 2016
And obviously, politics.
Laptop Nawaz ka, Vote sirf Imran ka pic.twitter.com/FbJaBfQhgP
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) May 1, 2016
Ouch.
Jon Snow jaa kar wapas bhi agaya per tabdeeli abhi tak nahi aayi pic.twitter.com/Os0Ns4Z6SE
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) May 2, 2016
Family?
Sasur is a champion, Saas is a champion, Saala is a champion, Biwi is champion
Champion…Champion#WrestleMania pic.twitter.com/say7QKfO9Q— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) April 4, 2016
Ahun Ahun Ahun pic.twitter.com/mVCttxOErR
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) December 19, 2015
But most importantly
Donald tu time nikal kar mar kyun nahi jata? pic.twitter.com/3XHAX1U0ix
— WWE Urdu (@WWEUrdu) December 9, 2015
Fuck you Trump.
Keep entertaining us, WWE.
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