17 Of The Most Embarrassing Pakistani Childhood Stories

By Haadia Paracha | 28 Jul, 2016

Pakistanis recently recounted some of their most awkward and embarrassing childhood stories. Here are some of their most hilarious responses:

 

1.The guy who couldn’t handle a bittersweet goodbye:

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“I locked myself in room & attempted suicide with a butter knife because my favorite cousins were leaving. I was 6.”

-Osama

 

2. The biggest fangirl in the history of time:

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“Tried slipping on a banana peel after watching Tom & Jerry, ended up getting five stitches on my forehead.”

-Abeeha

 

3. This guy who questioned an auntie’s izzat:

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“Went up to an auntie in the market and said,

‘Auntie aap ney bunyan nahi pehni?”

-Saad

 

4. This poor soul who missed his parents wedding:

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“Cried out loud for an hour wen a cousin teased me that he was at my parents wedding but I wasn’t. Had such a heartburn.”

-Abishek

 

5. This slap master:

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“Tripped mistakenly on a girl and she slapped me. I said, ‘your slap just chills me up’. She slapped again”

-Asad

 

6. This guy who flashed the whole class:

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“Well, I peed in my school pants, the whole class was like, “shame shame” aur meinay josh mein aa ker pant utaar di.”

-Waleed

 

7.  This girl who just wanted everything to be lavender scented:

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“I really liked my eraser’s smell so in school, I chopped it into pieces and sniffed it, got it stuck in my nostrils.”

-Anonymous.

 

And also this one

“Decided to put a motia bud in my nose so that I could smell it forever, it bloomed & I landed in ER .

I was 4!”

-Mona

 

8. This young one who has trouble dealing with authority:

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“I peed on the television set because I was mad at my brother for not giving me the remote.”

– Anonymous

 

9. This lad with the make-shift Nimbus 2000:

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“I stood with a broom between my legs asking Harry Potter how to fly this thing”

-Shahmeer

 

10. Well, this is sufficiently awkward:

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“When I was kid, I used to take my pockets inside out, open my zip and take my penis out and pretend that’s an elephant”

-Anonymous

 

11. This little person with an inappropriate question:

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“I asked my watchman with a huge tummy how months pregnant he was?”

-Bano

 

12. This lad eyeing the neighbor’s wife:

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“I asked my newly married neighbor to give me his wife for one day.”

-Faizan

 

13. This dude who possibly failed biology class a few times:

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“When I was kid, I thought babies come out from the butt so I always check my poop to make sure there wasn’t a baby.”

-Anonymous

 

14. This child who legit stuck an ice cube up his butt:

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“My cousins dared me to stick an ice cube up my ass which I did. My aunt found out and wore gloves to remove it.”

-Anonymous

 

15. This lady who didn’t actually puke rainbows:

“I once vomited in class and then said, “omg who did this?”,

I actually thought I would get away with it.”

-Anonymous

 

16. This foul mouthed six year old:

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“Said ‘Fuck’ for the first time in my life when the laptop froze in front of my dad and 20 other relatives. I was 6.”

-Hassan

 

17. And of course…this FML archive:

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Adapted from Osama Ashaqeen’s thread on Twitter.

 

Cover Image: Criclife

Also read: 26 Extremely Embarrassing Moments You’ve Definitely Had This Week

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