Here’s What Will REALLY Happen Between The US And Pakistan After THAT Phone Call

Here’s What Will REALLY Happen Between The US And Pakistan After THAT Phone Call

The US and Pakistan haven’t always been on the best of relations, and Mr. Trump hasn’t been known to make statements that were favorable to Pakistanis. But by now, everyone is aware of the (in)famous conversation between Donald Trump and Nawaz Sharif that was shared by the Press Information Department of the Pakistani Ministry of Broadcasting. We now know what American President-elect Donald Trump really thinks about Pakistan, Pakistanis and our Prime Minister. But did you know all the things that they talked about that weren’t made public?

Presenting, exclusively from our White House special correspondent Mr. Aam Nawab, all the things Mr. Trump and Mr. Sharif talked about that you aren’t aware of yet:

 

1. A nihari delivery service will be started that will take fresh nihari from Lahore to the US on special helicopters

nihari-delivery
Source: defence.pk

 

2. Containers exported from Islamabad will be set up in Washington D.C. to prevent any Hillary tsunamis from entering the US capital

containers-dharna
Source: Khursheed Ahmed

 

3. America is planning to inaugurate the Orange Line Metro Train from Lahore to New York

orange-line
Source: improvisedlife.com

 

Also see: A Pakistani’s Guide To The Bumpy Journey Of Lahore’s Orange Line Metro Train

 

4. The Washington D.C. will have a “Make America Great Again Chowk” on Pennsylavnia Avenue

azadi-chowk
Source: pakrealestatetimes.com

 

5. American first daughter Ivanka Trump will be distributing laptops among deserving students in the US

ivanka-je

 

6. Ms. Maryam Nawaz Sharif will be opening up a store of “Maryam Sharif” branded handbags and shoes after consultation with Ms. Trump

ivanka-trump-fashion-line
Source: footwearnews.com

 

7. First lady of the US, Melania Trump is getting speech lessons from her Pakistani counterpart, Mrs. Kalsoom Sharif

melania-kalsoom

8. A direct access Whatsapp group will be set up between the two families countries

whatassgroup

 

9. Twitter star and Minister of State for Water and Power, Abid Sher Ali will be holding special Skype classes to train Mr. Trump on his Twitter usage

abidsherali-star
Source: dunyaurdu.com

 

Also see: This Pakistani Minister is a Twitter Star And Here’s Why

 

10. Plans for expulsion of refugees were exchanged between the two countries

migrants-not-welcome

 

11. Pakistan will be exporting cement for the wall between the US and Mexico

trump-wall
Via: Reddit

 

Pakistan and America, ban gaye bhai, bhai.

 

Editor’s Note: This is a piece of satire and there is no intention to target anyone, other than with harmless, humorous jibes.



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