So we’re on the tail end of shaadi season and a lot of guys are getting hitched (some forcibly and some by their own will). If you are one of those people who has absolutely no interest in getting nikkah-o-fied, there’s a solution for you. You can use this amazing shayari as a tool to make girls allergic to you. Best of luck comrade.
“Phool Hoon Main Ghulab ka, Chameli Ka Mat Samajhna.
Aashiq Hoon Main Aap Ka, Apni Saheli Ka Mat Samajhna.”
“Aik Jhoot Mainnay Tum Sey Kaha, Mujhe Nafrut Hai Tumse.
Aik Jhoot Tum Bhi Keh Do Tumhein Muhabbat Hai Mujh Se.”
“Kaash Kay Tujhey Bachpan Main Maang Leyte.
Har Cheez Tou Mil Jaati Thi, Do Aanso Bahaane Kay Baad.”
“Mera Dil Teri Hee Mohabbat Ke Liye Hai.
Magar Yeh Offer Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai.”
“Hum Ishq Main Bhi Kamaal Karte Hain.
I Love You Likh Kur Send To All Karte Hain.”
“Nawabi Tou Shamil Mere Khoon Main Thi.
Pata Nhi Ye Dil Ghulami Kase Karne Laga.”
“Yoon Dil Kee Baat Kehna Tou Mushkil Hai Faraz.
Iss Liye Zong Le lo Aur Sub Keh Do.”
“Main To Pehle Hee Aap Kay Bhai Say Buri Tarhan Pit Chuka Hoon.
Ab Aap Kehti Hain, ‘Tou Phir Aao Mujhko Satao’.”
“Main Ne to Aaj Tak Coca-Cola Nahi Pee.
Magar… Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr….”
10. If you’re bald and want to stay single, you might have it easier than others.
“Jo Maza Tind Main.
Na Sheher Main Na Pind Main.”