Some highlights of the most epic things that happened in the Twitter world of Pakistan
1. The gems from #HONYinPakistan
:HONY sets up in Karachi:
:Photographs young guy:
What do u want to achieve in life?
Guy:Your camera.Lol.Nikaal,phone bhi de kutte.Lol.
— Jibby (@JibbyD) July 30, 2015
*Brandon takes a picture* Girl: Delete it. #HONYinPakistan
— Muhammad Wajahat (@TheValhalla) July 30, 2015
What if #HONY came to Islamabad too but everyone was sleeping because it was 11pm so he left….
— Háider (@YahoodiSaazish) August 5, 2015
2. That time cultural context came into the mix
Batman drives across Pakistan in batmobile accidentally locking a corner of his cape in the door. people: "aunty dupatta bahir hai aapka"
— saad. (@chimgadar) April 11, 2015
3. That time a Grammar Nazi got told off
Relationship status: pic.twitter.com/A6lVJCPxta
— Saad (@SunYaar) August 4, 2015
4. The time there was a cry for social justice
Some very honest Wi-Fis out there. pic.twitter.com/TQUycq51yX
— Azaad (@BipolarBhaijaan) March 11, 2015
5. That time #Snapchat brought people together
After watching the Pakistan and India independence day snapchat stories I think the overabundance of fake American accents can unite us.
— Hamster (@Hamster41) August 15, 2015
6. The most powerful piece of literature
Someone once asked Ernest Hemmingway to write a six word story. His response was brilliant: "Dhoom machalay dhoom macha lay dhoom!"
— Umar Ahmed (@TheUmarAhmed) March 12, 2014
7. The time things got too real for AXACT
— Anam J. Cheema (@AnamCheema_) May 18, 2015
8. The actual cause of Earthquakes
Gujranwala me reh kar bio me Winterfell likho gay to zalzaly to aain gy na.
— Hassan (@Hasaansaif) December 11, 2015
9. The time love was just not enough
This guy called to upgrade his anniversary cake to 3 lbs. I told him the price, he goes, "2 lbs hi rehne dein, ab itni bhi khushi nahi." ??
— م (@KhaaliPeeli) July 24, 2015
10. The time someone hit us right in the feels
Wanting bae's attention like pic.twitter.com/yQ3Jpz0roa
— Sundus (@sundiiiii) June 25, 2015
11. The daily grind of #GrowingUpMuslim
— Saad Rafique (@saadrfq) July 16, 2015
12. That guy who just couldn’t deal
When I die I want the cricket team, minus Misbah, to lower me in to my grave so that they can let me down one last time.
— Sarkhaíl Khan (@Sarkhail7Khan) February 15, 2015
13. The best Farhan Virk burn of all time
*farhan virk somehow gets married* Wife: "I'm pregnant" Farhan virk: "omg thank you khaan saab! I cant thank you enough for this gift!"
— Moochar (@AsliBinLaden) May 24, 2015
14. That time we got really darn tired of patriarchy
Pakistani men are apparently the third sexiest in the world. Any chance they misspelled SEXIST? #oops
— iqra s. (@psychedliqz) May 6, 2015
15. The guy that questioned our priorities
"Larka kya karta hai?" "Jee MashAllah Twitter par neech tareen tags trend karta hai."
— Faizan. (@merabichrayaar) January 26, 2015
16. The time ignorance was bliss
Didn't have the heart to tell friend that homophobia is not a "fear of home."
— Atiya Abbas (@AtiyaAbbas) December 27, 2014
17. *Curls up in the corner and dies*
They should call it the Career Unfair.
— 5aad (@5aad) September 10, 2015
18. These punny tweets
Is Coke Studio hungry? No, Coke Studio 8.
— Mango (@ManhattanMango) August 15, 2015
Like Gandhi, nisar also believes in naan violence
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) December 21, 2014
19. The guy who will finally transform his love life
I think my pick up line should be "I get 50% discount at Khaadi". This will definitely work.
— Riz-Wán Kenöbi (@MithayChawl) December 27, 2014
20. The guy who’s been heart-broken way too many times
If you can't handle me at my Donald Trump, you don't deserve me at my Justin Trudeau.
— kashif (@TheRealSnorky) December 12, 2015
21. The Yin and the Yang
Sucks to be super-ambitious and super-lazy at the same time
— V (@CurlJung) May 4, 2015
22. That time shots were fired
Most in-form Indians at #CWC15 5. Rahane 4. Mohit 3. Kohli 2. Dhawan 1. Person making the Star Sports ads
— karachikhatmal (@karachikhatmal) February 22, 2015
23. That time LOL saved the day
Every dukh sounds better with a lol in the end. "I just failed my exam lol" "Getting arrested lol" "I feel so lonely lol"
— Saman Zaidi. (@BeachplsK) September 20, 2015
24. That time people really got us thinking
Let all Sunnis offer Jumma prayers in Imambargah Mosques next week to feel for a day what it means to worship Allah as a Shia in Pakistan
— Jibran Nasir (@MJibranNasir) February 13, 2015
Pakistan is like the toothless last-stage meth addict who's covered in sores & needle marks but thinks everyone else is trying to kill them.
— Imaan Sheikh (@SheikhImaan) December 16, 2014
You can't question the Holocaust in Europe because that's anti-semitism but apparently you can abuse my Prophet (PBUH) & call it free speech
— Imaan Z Hazir (@ImaanZHazir) January 9, 2015
25. That time someone asked the real questions
When they came for Shias, she stood. When they came for Ahmadis, she stood. When they came for Shias, she stood. Who will stand for @Sabeen?
— Mighty (@mightyobvious) April 24, 2015
26. The time Facebook made us feel forever alone
Opened Facebook: 3 got engaged, 1 got married, 2 had a baby and 1 is "feeling romantic with hubby in Malaysia."
— Heerious (@HeeriPeeri) August 4, 2015
27. That time things were lost in translation
"Wehshi bandar, sheher ke andar" I love Pakistan pic.twitter.com/WUebJkfIBn
— Ali H. Abbasi (@themaholupper) March 22, 2015
28. And the guy who made the saddest revelation of all
-Monday -Tuesday -Wednesday -Thursday -Blink -Monday
— Naveed. (@Anonymou5ays) August 11, 2015
Year 2015 in tweets was pretty freakin’ epic, no?