13 Things You Should Stop Expecting From Your Girl In 2017

By Sarah Babar | 15 Dec, 2016

This. Is. Not. A. Feminist. Rant. This is just a breakdown of some of the expectations men have when they’re with someone, and then when things don’t work out, they always wonder why. Well, here are some of the reasons why you drive women away when all they really want to do is stick around.

So guys, stop expecting these things and you’ll have your women be fiercely loyal to you too:

 

1. That she make you a sandwich

Or chai, all day long.

That’s not what girls do, that’s not what they get an education for, so please, next time you’re hungry, and your significant other is tired, make your own sammy, and possibly get her some chai, too.

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2. Keep a ghoonghat at all times

A good majority of women only remain in parda because they’re forced to. I’m not saying girls like to bare it all. But at least let them choose what they want to wear. They have to go to their own graves and have their own answers to give to whoever they believe in. Aap ko unka thaika nahi diya hua.

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3. Reduce shopping time

We like it just as much as you do, and the day you take us shopping for yourself, we’d let you take all the time you want, so why can’t we be extended the same liberty (lol pun intended)?

 

4. Give you permission to ogle at other girls, when she’s around, even if it is just for fun

If you want to extensively taro girls, do it with the guys, and we’d be more than happy. But when you’re with us, we’d want the attention to ourselves. And we like playing it cool and checking girls out with you, but there’s a line (usually drawn when you start objectifying them a little too much), so please don’t cross it.

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5. Be okay with you assuming she’s dumb

There’s a lot of girls out there who act dumb because apparently, that’s what guys like. But trust me, none of them likes to do it. If you want to prove your intellectual dominance, engage in conversation with us. Don’t just assume we wouldn’t know what’s going on and do not say it in front of your friends. Because that’s just larai material.

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6. Let her guy friends go just because you are an insecure little boy.

A lot of us have grown up around guys, in school, university, at work, and a lot of the times we become really good friends. And as much as you’d like to believe the opposite, larka aur larki dost ho sakte hain. 

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7. Be told she belongs in the kitchen

Even if it’s just for jokes, it’s not okay, and we won’t really put up with that. We like cooking for you, but don’t push it. Pliss. We hate being horrible to you, so don’t take us to that point. It might sound funny, because well, Internet. And saying ‘go back to the kitchen’ to any woman, tbh, is beyond offensive.

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8. Always pick a fight over what to watch together

We’re not going to watch makeup tutorials when you’re around, but we like our movies. So let’s alternate? We watch what you want to and then you do the same?

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9. Encourage you to do stupid things

If you can balance a motorcycle on your head, do it when we’re not around.

We might sound like bitches, but we really care for you and don’t want any permanent damage on our accounts. You’re not Waqar Zaka (thank God), so please don’t act like it.

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10. Expect her to be a baby lover

Kids are nice, as long as they’re someone else’s. A lot of us (or maybe only a few) don’t romanticize the idea of changing diapers and staying up for days, on end.

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11. Be okay with you smelling bad, regardless of where you’re coming from

And then you expect cuddles. Nope. Not when you’re smelling bad. Humein bata do we’ll carry a deodorant or a perfume or itr or whatever you fancy in our bags. We’re cool with that. Not with body odor.

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12. Take all the BS you give her about PMS-ing

Yes we go through it every month, and it’s not under our control. So you need to be okay with the drama because there will be some (or lots). Understand that we’re

a) not doing it on purpose and

b) also going through a lot of shit.

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13. Comply with you when you want to change everything about her

If we’re accepting you how you are, then please do the same. We have an individual identity, and we’re guessing that’s why you fell for us. So let’s not let the love die down, just because you don’t like how we dress up or talk or laugh…

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Let’s just move on, guys. Okay?


Cover image via: Miraqsm Media

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